Friday, July 31, 2009

I Believe God Loves Me

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

RPK new book "The Silent Roar"

im not really into politics.



because its something beyond my touch except casting the vote into the ballot box - once every many years. then suddelnyl i found myself like hibernated for many years without able to recognise any of the faces on the newspaper. i felt dis associated and irrelevant to the country anymore. does the country know who am i ?


RPK... who is he by the way. all i know and heard is very wanted person by the government and apparently he wrote quite hefty good shits in the internet. i never visited his blog anyway. i remember he was busted, then released, then not sure what happened now. pls dont hate me, i pay attention to news worthy news - such as... whoever had titie flashed.


not bad. the book complains about everything, which i love it. complain is what we dont have, complain is a good virtue, complain leads to development. alright. :-)

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

RM 8 Million Fountain


woah!
RM 8 million !!!
Beautiful !!



but got bit defect cacat woh.....
one of thems shoot so low geh...


Monday, July 27, 2009

Hawker Full of Shit


maybe it's just me
i can't tolerate SHIT
above my head
while eating

yeak.....
virus.... disease..!!!


urgh.... damn it..

Friday, July 24, 2009

Toe Fetish #2

what !!?

cannot blog toe again meh !



go green dude...

green is good.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Bullet Vibrator

"wei, show u my new vibrator"

"ok where"

"my office downstair mamak, cya"

. . . -_-" . . .



very handy, comes with container
looked quite pocket friendly
80mm length, not for penetration
more for enough finger space to hold
for extreme intense clitoris stimulation



20 uk pound
strong vibration, quiet,
not yet finish battery after 1 month use
battery included, (but the teh tarik not)
airport custom handbag checking - proven pass
silver plated, easy clean and hygene design.


shit... im good at product review ya.
she's good, even buy underwear also got theory.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Chili's Bangsar Complain Letter ! Part #2

They replied


Thank you for your email. I am sorry to hear that our seating policy did not meet your expectations.
It is Chilis policy that we do not seat incomplete parties and our manager on duty was correct in explaining. We seat guests on a "first come first serve" basis. With reference to your situation on that day, we were unable to seat your friend and you due to the rest of your group were not present. We can not keep tables empty till the rest of your party arrives. The same applies to all guests in similar situation. That is the reason we do not take reservations or seat incomplete parties because it will be unfair and deprive other guests that are present in full party from seating when there are empty tables which would also cause many complaints.
Please be assured this policy is practiced by Chilis world wide during and going into peak hours.
As for your complaint that the manager on duty explained in a rude manner, I will investigate the matter.

oh ya, i replied too




Thanks for all the bla bla bla, I can summarize you and your company are not interested to serve Malaysian customers of my kind of expectation whilst your rivals hv no problem accommodate such humble request. Or obviously I don’t fall into your category as your customer and you don’t want my money and not interested to accommodate me. Can you put a sign outside all your outlets in future “go away if you don’t like our policies, thank you”

My 1 cents worth advise, in my case if seats remain unseated because my so called “friends whom were parking now” actually didn’t turn up, u can still request us to give away to new patrons, as if we will be not shameful enough to insist. Only hassle is that you have to rearrange again – oic, was that ur concern?

Maybe your manager was not rude, as usual bullshxt…. he’s just doing his job…. as he’d been told …..and trained to …. adhere to the WORLD WIDE policies – to annoy customer like me. By the way, Oh ya, peak hour ya? I remember 6-7 table were seated …. Don’t take it to the heart Simon, you’re just doing your job too.


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Chili's Bangsar Complain Letter !



me & my friend at the chili's@ Bangsar, while waiting for 11 other friends whom are parking their cars, we asked the manger to arrange table for 13 pax. to do so he insisted all has to present first with very rude manner, excuse being "it's company policy, all 13 persons has to be here before we can do anything" ... wow.... policy ya.... so fine... we walked out and dined at restaurant few steps away.... there you go dude, 13 annoyed customers to tell around this story to everyone... by the way, it's a birthday lunch so we ordered wine, full course meal, desert.. and yea, we got complimentary coffee from the other restaurant too. .... company policy ya...”
Sent July 17th 2009 @ http://www.chilis.com/contact/comments_guestrelations.asp

Friday, July 17, 2009

Juicy Abalone

nothing close too a punane

but certainly more expansive than one



yum yum

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Hakka Noodle at Seremban


heard much about this shop

said afternoon cooked by 1 brother

dinner by another sibling


perhaps its the texture that made it special.
its hand made noodle, bit crunchy but not raw
i think thats the specialty


doesn't have much stuff except
shreded pork and noodle

bit regreat order large portion,
cause Jessy say
"small one really small one you know!"

(actually where got small one really big one la... woman really no brain juice)


so nice or not?


noodle - unique
taste - well seasoned
service - fucks
price - not fair



located next to maybank
pretty old types of shop house

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Tree Grow on Your Head

my mother alaways say if i eat the guava seed

a tree will grow on my head

i know thats a fucking lie

but

tree does grow on roof


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

All Boyfriends Are Sucks !

Leson from

FISH LEONG

poster.



women always say


ALL MANs ARE SUCKS!





"Truely Understand"

ok.
and you rather say
the piece of shit between
your legs knows you
bitches better


hey
man is more than sucks ok!



Monday, July 13, 2009

Fire on Tits and Penis

Bitch

you think you are cool !?



wait till you see
real hot dog!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Jet Li Fighting in Skirt


i love see short skirt girl fighting

because i am sick evil fuck


Dont get cheated.

poster says 2 swords,
but she only got 1 actually


says she suppose to fight the enemy boss
who's evil ghost name sounds like "takoyaki"

turns out the bitch is her mother

oh no, she didnt give a fuck
beat the takoyaki out of her shit hole

if u think carefully, 2 japanse whores fighting
over centuries

speak english

feeling like watching Jet Li and
Jacky Chan fighting in skirt

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Demolish Shopping Mall

its pretty old news

wonder how's the investigation comming along.


but i am not expert in this

i wonder

is it right to demolish from top to bottom....
by excavators....
themselves sitting on the slabs?




Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Shrinking Testicle


i dont understand the logic here. it says consume too much malay cake will have small balls.

does it mean if i eat chinese cake will have monster cock?

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Toe Fetish

what ??!!!

cannot blog about toe meh?




i admit

i am sick bastard

looked cute

i love it

ok!?


Monday, July 6, 2009

Miniskirt on Dinasour


i admid

i am a cheap fuck

i looked at her

and yes

i need better camera phone

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Driving No Sleepy


just concentrate at things (thighs)
that keeps you awake


woah... dont u just love driving at this kind of speed?