Ultraman Car

saw this fucker every sunday

 on my way to breakfast at Sri Petaling

feel like need to sing about it

very nice car. 

you rock !

Diet Donut - Mini Pops

J-POPS!

Something new. 

quite like it, 

RM17.90 for variaties.

even the tissue paper also quite creative. 

Bring Xandria Ooi Home for RM49.90

if you have many RM49.90 

you can bring more Xandria Ooi(s) back to your home too, in fact that's the only time when a lady feel honored and prosper to such obsessive and possesive act. 

it has been a while i didn't buy books since i done with "love in 360" , "Retirement in Paradises" & "so wrong to buy me" , reckon it's time to buy myself books that can pretend I'm fashionable and chick-pickable. 

since it's the end of month, i still have RM100 left in my pocket, so after paying for  2 jugs of beer, i have to make do with the left over to buy some good masturbation material and call it a month. so, stumbled across few of these options, hence it's not an easy decision. Jimmy Choo costs Rm79 and Clarkson costs RM45, which is few bucks cheaper than Xandria Ooi. haiz.... the verdict is apparent..... who can resist a mid 20's hot chick. 

it's nice relaxing book to read i have to say, basically is a compilation of her writings over the past 3 years maybe some are unpublished before, because i don't really know much about Xandria Ooi before buying this  actually.  it takes you through her life as a celebrities and bit and pieces of her thoughts and opinions on things.  nope, there aren't much photo of her in the book, all you can ask for are pages of writings accompanied with fanciful artworks and comics. 

i pretty much know why is she a popular figure now, not really she's got a super body like Jenna Jamerson or has a voice like Marvin gaye, in fact you can even says she isn't Hollywood beauty because she look so girl next door and you certainly feel so guilty to have evil thoughts on her. she shared her thoughts on simple things in life such as parenthood, friendship, restaurant service and so forth which most of them are very relevant and matured observations. 

anything that an asshole reader like me want to highlight about this book? well, she say celebrities can't wear the same dress within 3months especially if the outfit has been photographed and published. she stopped liking the belly ring she had years ago. she's the kind get invited for RM7000 dinner but still willing to spend a budget valentine with the boyfriend  riding LRT (his name is Yuri i guess, sounds like sotong "优鱼"). she's a vegetarian turned pescatarian (wtf is that) and had a accident 2 weeks after gotten her license.

oh yes.... its pretty much a diary and collection of her thoughts in many many things in life - put in style of writings which makes you can't agree with her more, that's the most amazing part of Xandria Ooi's writing.

any complains? sure..

she was wearing the same ugly fat ring for both front and back photoshot, (despite changed her ear rings & outfit). the book is too heavy for me, i hold a book with one hand so that another hand can hold other thing else -  pencil or Budweiser.

the artworks are too fanciful for old jack ass like me, but certainly publisher wanted it reach out to her fans whom generally would buy this kinda style i guess.  but it adds on to the cost and made the book pretty pricey for mass market - same time on the rack they are selling a new book on compilation of Mahathir's letters which is selling at much lower price. 

her fans - for sure will buy at any cost

me - who don't know her? will also buy geh... because support local industry mah. except now i have to ebay the book already, because Sandy don't like me keeping book about someone prettier than her :-p

Hunk in Gay Socks

i dont know how u feel

or it's just me too picky on others

Mid Valley Glass Crack Part 3

remember a year ago i saw this crack, 

then apparently no one gives a fuck

and now it's fixed. 

anyone actually realise geh lei?

IOI Mall Phase 2

alrght!

another... phase 2 

thinggi again

let's see what so special 

very narrow path to existing complex (another is opposite within MACEY's)

interesting hoarding deco. 8' isntead of full 10' , budget mah

few of the early suckers started business

some shops and few antz crawling

coming up from basement parking 

RM 1 .!!!!!!! 

wow. colored toilet hole

beautiful toilet fittings (i broke 1 tap)

but i dun understand why must they put ugly handdryers on pretty walls

nice signage . love it

creative signage, love em

classy toilet fittings

this is the worst.... beautifully glassed 

ONE

lift. 

STUPID!!

Saving Broken Cork # 4

Broke your Cork Again?!!

oh hell yes. it happened many , many  many times before.

you gotta love this kind of bottle. classic, elegance

protruding seal on a brandy bottle. 

bet on my left testicle bitches these days never seen before eh.

look at the box, the story in the artwork continues without break. these kind of packaging... u cant find no shits like this anymore. 

although opening old bottles is a dirty job.....

ah!. i so love u... 

dildo-camus

*muak! *

Cute Tissue Paper

kind of interesting 

only exciting thing in a boring meeting 

is realise they give you cute tissue paper 

*yum sing * !

Earn Money from Maybank

heya. 

early early come here for what?

last day execise Right Share mah

Rm2.74 ... hm... good price gua...

Maybank you better ROCK!

Proton Exora Inverted Nipple

yes. i will consider to read on 

hm.... maybe something worth consider to buy

but if they even can't print proper brochure text.....

can they really make a decent vehicle?

Men & Women's role at Shopping Mall

bitches are fucking mad

sourcing for best bargain

Pigs continue sleeping

until time to wake up 

to pay for the bitch

Teenage Sex Abuse - Who's The Real Victim?

2 months get laid 6 times and the girls paid for everything

not too sure what's wrong with our sense of value these days

15 years old boy got free fuck

and why still need councelling?

indeed we need him to teach us how to score big time like this

Chilli Chick @ Midvalley

Expensive?

worth it geh, 

the girl is quite pretty

Bangsar Shopping Centre Face Lift!

Great!



but hor... when things are not done yet dont say open joh loh....

you all shopping malls ah... always like to do that

Prime Minister Open For Suggestion

AN OPEN MINDED !!

LISTENING GOVERNMENT !!

ONE WORD

" RESPECT "!!

it says go to

www.warkahuntukpm.com.my !

-_-"

tew

榨燃到

Bra for Statue of Liberty?

Amazing right?

http://www.xiaohua99.net/gaox/info-1092.html

McD Mega Discount

oh yes..

i never had such good deal before 

McD 

you are much fucking better than the likn' good 

Restaurant Dies for Obvious Reasons

like this Shalala sometimes, the do pretty good Nasi Lemak and Laksa. whenever possible i will try have a meal there if i travel on highway. during festive season hawker center of the rest areas are often packed with trillions of patrons. and if you have slightly higher budget for air conditioned options, you can always go to this Shalala or KFC.

wow. packed, no seats!

what? KFC empty and no customer?

damn it, Shalala empty too!?

but this roas my grandmother use to say, there is always a reason behind every fucks and ups. i walked into the shops, Shalala staff said "sorry, raining, delievery late, no food yet" KFC has 1 counter open and no aircon. ...... so as a consumer with rights to choose... i decided.... fuck shalala, fuck KFC and stick to dirty cancerous food.

haiz....no seat nevermind la....
sit on planter box also can la....
relak... dont get too angry...

Billboard & Local Celebs

Let's Play 

"Find the Similarities"

Astraunot & Universirty

Singer and Vehicle Oil

badminton player and Rice

Clarke Quay Zirca Disco Party Madness

oh la la! the deco it self is a turn on!

hi darling, need a help to bring u down?

DAMN IT !!! where's the Staircase?! 

count down!

hooray!

i know.... 

4 months old already

.... now only got time ma!

She Left Without a Word

She's Gone.....

now i understand his feeling 

her face shall be forever in my heart

charming feature with unforgetable brown eyes

but she left without a word.

not even passport or wallet even lap top taken

you even made your bed nicely

your clothes left untouched and organized

reminds me of you doing the house...

everytime i see this fucking broom 

mahai, if any of u see her let me know

cost me a lot to replace one

blarldy waste my time. 

Wrist Cell Phone - Sci Fi Becomes Reality

Remember Star Trek ! 

"enterprise... beam me up !"

no shit. this aint Calculator, its virtual dial pad.

the size and design is pretty ok. bit sci fi feel. but its a damn cellphone, so can't complain much

oh yes. no worry about fitting in all the texts, it has a scroll bar on the side

... ah... yes... its TOUCH SCREEN ok !! so full qwerty virtual keyboard on screen. 

u need decent nail. because it doesn't come with a stylus

think it's feature poor?

nope. it has decent PIM calendar, phone book and even full media features

nope. it don't shoot laser beam. but it does comes with a camera (photo & video).

proprietary USB port. particularly fast if transfer Chinese porn. :-P

yeap. that's where you replace the Sim card. after removing the battery

Not bad looking hor. 

Suaine & Ky, 

you can't beat me with any of your Nokias 

want buy ?

Mentally Without Penis ?

Sandra always describe lame man as 没春袋 as in scrotumless . but i quite disagree to that statement because the whole package of gugujiao without scrotum will look like 2 cherry hanging on a sausage, thats not lame and i call that scare-the-fucking - ry!

Lis has better opinion yesterday, she say bastards are those have physical gugujiao but mentally without gugujiao.

enlighten me.... what is mentally without penis? 

“你个脑没咕咕”   ?

“你个头没燃”   ?

oic.... i think she meant 

“你没燃头”....

respect! 

who your college lecturer ya?

Real Sad Thing About Elizabeth Wong Incident

incident has been a while. my heart goes out to justice in this country

people loving parlimen member has to step down for unreasonable reason 

women are angry against media spearheading wrong victim

ladies around the countries stood up for justice

men were against the unjust too

but why close down my favourite porn site woh....