Sell Liquor to Minors Legally

what does it really mean by "seseorang" ?

in chinese it may mean 没有一个人 or 任何人....

so literally there shouldn't be a living person sell alcoholic beverages to minors

im thinking....

1. Kids get beer from a vending machine is legal

2. Monkey sell whiskey to kids is legal

3. kids grab a bottle of vodka from a dead drunk asshole is legal too

Lost Your Bike?

Lost your Bike?

try find it here lo, 

should be able to find from here geh

just search amongst the pile of these 600 bikes, 400 pcs, 12 cars and 8 feet high wheeties. 

good luck!

Lift Rosak

" i called DBKL they say it's TNB's problem"

" i called TNB they say its DBKL's problem"

" later they said that it was the Lift Company's problem"

hey brother, buy condo la. serve you right. 

save some energy walk staircase la. 

Same Sex Marriage - argh!

looking at the statistic actually doesn't really feel a thing. considering the world is moving towards liberism and selfness, who are we to judge a person'e sexual inclination. Jessy kept complaining me watching too much porn and hate me touching her with smelly hands afterwards. but thats me and thats man, harlo... a man who doesn't touch his dick 45 times a day is sick ok! 

well, good for you, get your self a companion at old age, people need love and care geh.... but really meh.. brother.... cannot find a girlfriend ah?...... i mean... a granny woh .... no meh..?

ok... enough..... no way.... beh tahan.....

i am against same gender marriage.... 

...full stop... 

IT Mall again?

actually i think the retail business need a bit of awakening. everytime see a fucked up complex we dream hoping puting in an IT mall thing will save the earth....

does the idea work anymore? how many digital malls that ever made it so far? 1 or 2?

Saw a Breakdown? Don't Help Her Immediately

the BITCH need some help!

uh hu... hot chcik had sassy car broke down... hm.... should handsome me extend my help?

ah, maybe not.. . . .  

they are filiming "Dumb Bitch and her RAV4"

Stand and Pee - Is It An Issue?

girls, seriously, 

is it an issue at all? 

they sell stuff like this, this, this to convince ladies standing to pee as if is a lifetime "goal" - like having big tits or hot ass. 

honestly, if ladies wre convinced that stand to pee is a miracle to die for, i have to tell you, to shoot like the picture  on the  left , a man thinks it is rocket-science  and more amazing than stand to pee. 

oh my...... you women can really do that !??!!

Sun Burnt My Charger

scary ya. 

that's how much damage the heat in your car can cause to the appliances. 

How One Utama Shopping Complex Can Save Electricity Bill ?

Depends on your catagory, generally electricity tarrif are basing on the standard scheme. 

1.	Tariff A - Domestic Tariff
	For Monthly Consumption Between 0-400 kWh/month
	For the first 200 kWh (1 - 200 kWh) per month	sen/kWh	21.8
	For the next 200 kWh (201 -400 kWh) per month	sen/kWh	33.4
	The minimum monthly charge is RM3.00

2.	Tariff C1 - Medium Voltage General Commercial Tariff
	For each kilowatt of maximum demand per month	RM/kW	23.93
	For all kWh	sen/kWh	28.8
	The minimum monthly charge is RM600.00

* source http://www.tnb.com.my/tnb/tariff/newrate.htm

heat loss is basically calculated based on 1.08 x cfm x Dt giving u sensible heat loss. which generally is 60-80% of the total consumption. having that unit wille ventually convert in to kwh consumption for equivalent motor capacity. suming up all the units in a complex then will give you marginal tabulation of the total building capacity and ploting against time should able to provide you a chart for energy measurement. if you dont understand a shit, just do the simple one.

CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR IDIOT!!!

cool air is vomiting out to carpark 

and damn you, this was intentionally done by your staff..

Green Urinal

very green feel

very watery feel

very nature feel

ah...... song ah!

Clean Up My Table

....its about the right time i guess...

English In a Desperate City

we move too fast in the city. we get pushed around. 

we are pressured at work, have limited time to eat and spending less time with our love ones. by the time we pretty much upset everyone around us, it seems too late. remember seeing this poor chap kneeling at SS2 mocked by hundreds of pedestrians with mixed feeling about him asking forgiveness from his wife for he fucked many other women - even when she's pregnant.

off course, to print a bunting of the size cost less than hundred, depends on the printing material and pixels. as in his case, obviously is cheap shit he used. basically i wont have sympathy over his act nor circumstances, has nothing to do with who's right nor wrong here, but just some creative complain about this nut sack.

1. "distinctive & kindly gal" - grammar error

2. "til the end" - spelling mistake

3. "seems darkness" - vocabulary

4.  kneeling on a pad - cheating

dude, go fuck your self. what more you expect from a woman if you don't bother to do a spell check or pay a decent printer. 

are we that desperate sometimes and don't want to mind our language? 

by the way, Mr. Owner - of - Kuchai - Old Town Kopitiam , you can actually buy a "PULL" sign rom  many shops, example there is a stationary shop across your shop next to maybank.

Ko Samet Has Bikinis

Why Ko Samet ?

For obvious reason

white sandy beach

breezy blue sky

bright sunny day

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sufficient punane and bagoos

welcome Ko Samet

the difficult part of this journey is how not to get caught taking pictures of these ladies.... really need some skill u know!

all these worth the damn my 165THB ferry from Ban Phe to Ko Samet.... I BE BACK!!!

Collapse You Go Hocky Stadium!

the usual expensive to build but no one cares to maintain kind of shitty Malaysia government spending habit . the complex facility was so gorgeously built and majestically nice for all sorts of event. but look at the absolutely ignored rust on steel structures unattended. heart breaking.
whoa..... if one is rusty like this.... imagine how many more more...... anyone should do something here? really WTF...

Restaurant Tew Na Ma Cahaya

yo lets mamak

where

tewnama cahaya

har?

no joke, this is one of the best mamak i ever been. the ventilation is nice producing good cooling even u seated in the mid of the shop.  should drop by ever u got chance to be around philio damansara.

but again, its time to complain anyway..... the floor trap was not properly installed, see how the contractor trying to make SQUARE a ROUND pipe? haha

Fatal Low Cost Flat Living

poor girl fell down and seriously injured her brain.

but honestly 

1. did u fuckers live in flat pay maintenance fee or not?

2. does the parent care to educate kids to be careful staying in slump?

say I'm an asshole - sometimes you fuckers deserves it. 

Hainan Coffee vs Cantonese Conffee?

looks good? 

not really taste like shit and cost a bomb. had it while browsing through some price lists during my recent shopping at Lowyat. (see "Gay Man & His Mini Laptop" post)

i aint hainan and i think hainan is gorgeous. because out of all the ladies i dated before, hainan ladies are the sweetest and most caring type. by far maybe they are not the prettiest compare to hakka girls, but certianly more polite than hokian whores and less vulgar than cantonese bitches. anyway, i dont really care and can differentiate coffee by chinese dialects, but i guess the idea of hainan term is more for marketing than actual taste. say.. "cantonese coffee" or "hokien tea"... are they not sounded stupid very!?
oh nice, deco, nice set up nice color. but try avoid sitting on the stool, because the light heats up ur thigh pretty fast. its kind of nice design but uselessly annoying to customer - that explains why no one sits there. by the way, u see the butt crack of the whore? too bad low res camera, if not may able to see her ass worm tim. 

Dirty Newspaper

you be really sick bastard if you don't get enticed to buy these news papers..... damn it, look at the pair of tits. they were sold at Rm2 compare to ordinary Chinese paper that costs RM1.30. what you get is more juicy news and hot tities shots and better paper qualities not dirtying your penis if u decide to masturbate on these reading materials.  by the way, headline is about the 3 Taiwan nurse induced public anger by flashing their tits doing nude photo shots for their own safekeeping. but the whores on the newspaper is not them at all, just stolen from some other girl's shots without copyright. 

this edition is about new year therefore has some advise on the feng shui and lucks and shits like that. but when i read carefully, the title and content has nothing to do with bikini bitches washing your cars. its basically saying how washing car can bring you luck this year. but the editor decides to put up some dirty pics to just making you horny and felt the RM2.00 paid is worth of cock. 

after paragraphs and slides of dirty semi nude photos, the paper talks about some spooky stuff like haunted house, demon possessed lucky altar revealing lottery numbers and other typical stupid shits to cheat Chinese. i wonder if the stories are real and i wonder who really gives a shit. say if the altar in the article is really nice and blessed, do you give a damn care enough to fly over there let say its in sabah?! save some money and massage your testicles - more worth your time and money. 

hate the pussificiation of Chinese brain sometimes, have we not bored enough by constant stories about god figures growing mustache  or mother Mary's statue start to bleed in her eyes. guys... fuck you... if it really matters or is a Divine revelation.... show me his penis if growing extra balls or colored pubic hair, then i call it really supernatural and pray worthy. 

well, Rm2.00 well spent. at least for the sake of blogging the shit out of no shit. 

:-)

Gay Man & His Mini Laptop

yeap, say an asshole taking LRT to KL shopping carrying a shopping bag is gay. but what if i say plan to buy 2000 ringgit worth of shits from lowyat plaza in it and i am cheap enough don't want to drive to KL paying shit loads of parking fee and jam my ass off to my throat (what kind of English is that?)

so where you go, 2 hours of shopping, got myself a ASUS mini laptop Eee PC 8.9'', a portable DVD burner (because the laptop doesn't carry one), and a maxter 350GB hard disk. all in about Rm2000. not bad ya?:-*

have done some research comparing DELL, HP. ASUS, ACCER..etc pertaining their range of mini-laptop products. mostly fall within RM1300 - 2400 range. but my logic is simple, since i need this mini shit for mostly desktop activities and ain't do no game nor media shit in it. so my priority will be reasonable small size (charger too) and nice price with decent specs. so 8.9'' is very nice and handy certainly 120GB HDD space is never too little for me. its bit stupid if u don't buy an external drive along the purchase as you wont be able to install most of the software anyway. but if u add the price in as in my case, RM1400 + RM240 for the burner its almost RM1700 which you can actually get a 14" DELL mid spec unit - funny right? so the marketing people really bullshit our brain very well.

but hey what the fuck, can u imagine that's how big the whole 8.9" Eee Pc sized? really handy! u can even put it in your regular sling bag or tote bag. the performance is superb and no problem for me. considering online surf porn and do regular office shit. love this asshole alot!

as usual, how can i not complain about any shits about this product when it is aeroplane1234's vomit bag blogging worthy. the fucking keys are really too tiny for my fingers. its harder than digging the G-spot than type without making mistake on these machines.

OH MY GOD!!! imagine if i have bit long nail?!!!

conclusion - its a laptop for bitches and gay with small fingers...

ps: that's perhaps why thenew trend is different now, manufacturers producing 10.1" ones but compensating it with thinner and lighter weight.

Have You Seen Friends' Penises?

just imagine

if u stand on the urinal
and
found ur neigbour having a ding-dong of such

Feel bad? dont have to, just scroll down

Women compare their tits, when bitches sits together they looked at other women 's tits. but men dont. men never sit down and say " look at that faggots dick!". offcourse there are practical reasons for it, first is ofcourse no one walk in the street with penis dropping out from the pants, secondly people only concern their erected size instead of the flacid ones, so unlikly someone walks with a boner.

we have heard women says penis size doesn't matter, and men alwasy cheat their girlfriend say small tits is cute. both are big bullshit, if i see my neighbour walk out from the house having his dick resting on a trolley, i will be pretty envy and yes i want that too. women adore big tits, so similarly men wants monster cock.

so i was thinking out loud lately, whats the advantage of having a monster cock?
1. you dont need to buy movie ticket, give diamond rings to get laid, just drop ur throuse in public, some ladies will ask for your number
2. you have high self esteem and tend to oeverpower all other men around you (just like women with huge tits)
3. if u accidentally cut your penis, you have bit more to loose

4. you can masturbate without your hands by doing autofellatio

www.solosuck.com
http://ladybunny.net/blog/2007_07_01_archive.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio