Smoking Zone for Monkey

tell me, what makes you think that i am so going to stand inside the box and smoke there as you wanted me to do so? putting a fan there doesn't impress me, putting a bin there doesn't interest me, a TV there will not make me embarrass my self like a monkey encapsulated by your dumb idea.

i will smoke elsewhere and not going to put my butt on the tray too.

fuck you, self-thought smart ass.

Ugly Cars In Front of Me

i hate seeing ugly things in the morning.
hate stupid people,
hate dumb pedestrians,
hate ugly cars and
hate women drivers.

i hate you


i hate you too!

i hate square cars, i hate ugly square cars, i hate square things because it is sign of EVIL. i dont like my self, i dont like driving and i dont like you, him, her and them. get lost !

Shameful Student Sex Act

every time read these kind of news i can't stop wondering what have gone wrong with our country. we are suppose to embrace the purity essence of our oriental ancestor and not get influenced by evil notorious malpractice of sex acts. school kids these days are shameless and without little sense of respect on their own body, let alone remembering school uniform sybolises vanity and it is so wrong engaging themselves in horrible uncontrolled and clan embarrassing ugly acts of sexuality in school as a sanctuary of learning institution for knowledge and wisdom.

shame on you people!





damn... student sex is just so exciting

i am so loving it.

Highway Accident Snapshot

something bad is going to happen before i start the engine. because i realise all the women in my office wearing pants and Michelle forgotten to make me coffee today. seldom i have such fear in the morning and as usual i will be extra cautious on such days, so i drove only 140kmh yesterday afternoon. suddenly i see few cars stomp the brake hard and cars starts to get nearer to me and i knew there must be some accident ahead.


under such urgent circumstances, i reached out to the compartment, take out my spare phone, turn it on, key in my password, then set it to high res and burst shot start taking pictures of disasters. a Feroza slammed his head onto the divider and her left ass was quite badly smashed.


taking the opportunity of slow traffic and ignoring honk from the back, i quickly take few shots on other wreckage. left is the driver of the wracked kancil on the right panting seems quite badly shocked and injured, he ran across the street because the kancil is smoking. oh yes, i am so not going to stop and drive him to hospital, fuck your self and get your self a bigger car next tine looser!


passing the Smokey kancil i saw a 22'' wheel with old rims, looks like its from the Feroza i think. why no blood geh? where are the brains neh? got fire or not?


ah well, then at last i saw this fucker red bus stopped in front and obviously he's the one knocked on these cars and caused all the fuzz. well done ! but can u ramp on em harder next time?

Fake LV Gucci Bags

yes. economy is bad.

time to find alternative on branded expenses

AAA stuffs are just good these days.. 

Fish Spa Good For Your Eye

what the hell are these people looking at here. it even attracts tourist's attention. the kids gets so aroused like seeing sponge bob making love to snow white. basically it's a pool of blue lighted aquarium submerged with dead cell eating fishes. according to the brochure, fish spa is good for your blood circulation, effective dead skin removal and nerve stimulation. and the price is not that bad, some charges RM38 for 30 min of treatment. so basically u don't need to do nothing excpet sitting there wetting ur pants allowing the fishes to do their sucking job.


i dont understand you mother fucking stupid assholes.

1. sharing a pool of 200 smelly feet submerged water
2. RM38 for 1/2 hour for the shop owner who don't need to do no shit
3. yes, fish feed is your feet. no operation cost
4. post ur leg for public view, fun ?
5. fish eats the dead cells of an asshole earlier, same fish eats your feet now - urghhh!!!

question of the day.

6. say i put my ass into the pool, is it good for my asshole?

Buying Condom Fear

i think too much. i even think alot when i buy condom. i wonder should i just go round and round the shop searching condom rack myself or should i just ask the girls there where are the condom shelved. will they laugh at me? thinking i must be a bad ass hamsup fella buying it for prostitution? or maybe i should wear a pair of sunglasses and baseball cap before i walk in. should i also buy along the bottle of mineral water and pepper mint, so that doesn't make me like a jack ass just buy condom for good time sex? why are there price differences for different condom? thinner means less safe right? but why more expensive? why do people buy strawberry taste condom, do they cook them?


when i go to the counter should i look at the cashier's face? i wonder will she remember me 6th time buying condom in the same week, i scared to look up because i think there maybe a CCTV camera there that capture my look. i will not pay condom by credit card because i don't want to stay at the counter for too long. maybe someone i know will happens to be queueing at the back and maybe that person is my neighbour, maybe my high school teacher, or maybe is a robber wanted to steal my money because only rich people can afford Durex condom. you see, there are some brochure there, should i take along the brochure also to cover the condom as i walk out the door? maybe i should buy along the strepsil, so that the cashier will think i have soar throat therefore use condom in order not to pass on flue to my sex partner, if not maybe she will think i have STD therefore need to get a branded condom.



maybe not a good idea to walk around with this box of condom even it's in the plastic bag. because people will realize its a red small box and recognize its a condom. so i decided to remove it from the box and put inside my pocket. but i don't want to just dump the thing into rubbish bin without warping the box and instruction sheet up. because the cleaner will realize i was the last left the toilet and she will definitely know I'm the one who bought a condom. how would a cleaner think about me going into a toilet and left behind a box? maybe she will think i masturbated in the cubicle, or had sex with her colleague. so maybe i should just leave the plastic on inside the toilet, but again, if it drops may clog the toilet. then when shit overflows, people will find the plastic bag and curse me who dumped it in.

no, i better not. maybe i just take the risk and walk out the cubicle dump it into the towel bin. but its full, so its sitting on piles of tissue paper. normally cleaner will expect this are only bunch of recyclable paper and sent to the factory. what's going to happen when the factory worker open it up and saw the condom box? that's embarrassing. will they send it to forensic to check who's prints on the box? will they relate the owner to any homicide? what am i going to do if i go to jail? will i lose my job? who's going to feed my cat when i am away?

Property Get Rich Guide

i was reading the newspaper someday and came across this name "Reneisal Leong " says to be a property hot chick whom made fortune out of the property market. off course, anything that deals with hot bitches and lots of money i will for sure jump on it in no time. actually there are quite a few versions of this series, the author explains in details most of the information needed to educate the public pertaining property investment. it is true that not really a lot of local experts do books on this subject matter. we have heard enough disasters made by our friends and relatives buying wrong properties, not able get CF, bad developer defaulting works and so forth. if you are new or even seasoned property sucker, you should take a look at this book. pretty good actually. i will trade 1 month subscription of Penthouse for it for sure.



The book is just full of shit.

First she is not as pretty as shows in the cover at all. comparing to the news paper, she is actually damn fat now i think (women wear coats is either have ugly ass or tiny shoulder). and another part of the disappointment is that her posses and facial expression is so dead and mummfied. i don't get excited at all initially buying the book because the packaging of teh whole book looks like a sports almanac instead of a horny get rich guide.

the content is kinda sux too, its like 90% bragging about her self, 5% teasing other losers 5% are line spacings. well, as usual i may sound too exaggerative, it's not that bad actually geh, reader can still get some useful tips between the lines of them 90% full of ego shit diaries of her. the book explains about types of properties and strategies to trade. some soft skills in marketing and people communication were illustrated too. i found some printing errors along the way but i am still thinking do i care to drop the publisher to give them this free advise.

Forty over bucks it cost me. imagine i can buy 2 dozen of condoms. but since i dont have money for brothel, i will say yes, this is a right buy.

Men Loves Uncomfortable Positions

men loves to be make themselves engage in uncomfortable postures.

maybe i am not suppose to understand man. if you have spoken enough with women through out your life, 99% women hates man because they are not man. 1% of them are proud to be women because they can't be man. it is extremely hard to understand when women hates not having a penis but man who gets it freely along with freebies testicle yet somehow forgotten how to use em. if i can remember well the penis suppose to be used along with vagina which can be mostly found from female body. off course, you can either obtain such synergies through business deal, movie ticket or 6 months of dating, entirely depends on your wallet size.

so what can you do if you are poor and no women seems to be interested in you? you can find another equally fucked up beta male in town and just engage yourselves in some penile mutilation activities perhaps. that may somehow makes you feel that you have used the ding-dong at least for some usage. all im trying to say here is - it is hard to fuck a man. there is a reason why we have T12 on our spines, so that will stop us from sucking our own cock every time we finish showering. maybe there are someone out there able to blow himself, but not me for sure. and yes i have to admit that is because of typical short oriental penis issue here. let's skip that deficiency part for the time being. im trying to say not blowing yourself doesn't mean you need to blow another man's dick.

women complains about performing oral sex because of jaw soar. and men hates eating the muff because its trying to the tongue. therefore generally oral sex can't be the main course most of the time - for time and stamina reason. but i think it is mouthful and muff-full enough to handle one penis at one time already. hell why some of us want to get ourselves involve in sex act that have 3 or more presence of penises? dont you think 2 testicle and the nut sack is cumbersome enough? can you make love having a 2nd pair of male organs between both of you?

maybe i am not suppose to be made understand to appreciate this matter. i think it is cumbersome enough for a man to take care of his soft testicles which often is hard to keep them in place. someone could have made our balls as big as woman's tits or just keep then next ot the kidney. or - can someone please invent some testicle bras?






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Louis Vuitton Proton Perdana

Louis Vuitton back panel on a Proton Perdana

i was chatting with her, discussing how's her new job with the airline. she say the pay is good and she managed to save some money. we debated a while as when i think she will buy her first LV bag. off course being a small town ulu girl she claims that never in her life will engage herself into indulgence like luxury bags, she prefer buying cheaper bags so that she can change them every now and then in a more budget manner. well, she is right, let see ...

speaking of Louis Vuitton, don't we think we have over exalted it? the market place has Hermes, Fendi, Prada and Feragamo shits like that, but why must be LV, is it a sin to get a Burberry? does it make any of the Chinese look less premium? i feel so sick sometimes attending chinese dinner and saw 3 bitches carrying same LV same design, as if Malaysian women are not boring enough.

Louis Vuitton did nothing wrong to make good stuffs, but the market is the one that abused the brand making it a ''entry level bag" for wannabe . everyone carries LV these days, cleaners, teachers, school kids. counterfeits are everywhere. we have come to the stage where seeing someone carrying the LV bag, immediately made us asking "is it fake or real". we ignores the fashion of the apparel, but spending our effort to guage the person carrying the LV.

strange but truth, seems like fashion is no more about beauty, its a yard stick of personality.

Play With Your Egg

there are great ways to spend your breakfast meaningfully. you can skip them for diet, you can indulge in them eating in hotel. you can also go absofuckinglutely against our grandparent's advise not to play with our food.

and you know well i love doing things that annoys the old people.

:-) he he.... evil....... evil.....


oh... pls dont hurt me.....


MSN my smiley face you bitch!

Green Blow Job

seriously,

am i the only one have evil thoughts over this photo?

not at all, i dont think these shits looks like sex organs.



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Bullshit Integrity

say im pervert and national thread and pessimistic. i just get very angry every time see shits like this. we know its bullshit, bunch of lies and hopeless to change this country's ilegitimate practices. what more we need to shout and brag about this nonsese.

its like telling me my mother is a woman.
bullshit.

Big Penis Pumpkin Soup

its not easy to live a life without someone there cooking for your meals. so please think twice before you want to kill your mother. i had this pack of pumpkin soup from Panda, saying its easy meal to cook by stupid bad ass lazy bum. you see, actually its not easy at all to cook craps like this, you know why, tell me... how much water i need to put and how intense the flames needs to be? isn't this challenging? i hate cooking complicated stuff like this... damn it!


well, i just tried to imagine how much water that can fill half a bowl which typically western restaurants serve, so discounting some evaporation factors then just heat the damn water pour in the pumpkin soup pack and do constant stirring. and walla, it's first time i made myself a soup and i realize it is exceptionally tasty because i made it myself. i finally realise i can live without women and i don't have to eat Maggi mee again.



by the way, why pumpkin soup? because i read some articles as follows:



"...troubled by frequent or painful urination? ....pumpkin seed, cornsilk, and buchu leaves, contains all of the best known herbs for treatment of prostate disorders...."
~http://www.healthyalternativeslive.com~

"...Many nuts and seeds like sunflower, sesame, poppy and pumpkin seeds are rich sources of Essential Fatty Acids (EFA's), which help sex hormone production,"
~Dr. Linda Page~

"for most men....can increase their testosterone levels and build confidence......eat ....pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, wheat germ, and the richest source of it all - oyster.
~Dr. Mao, http://health.yahoo.com ~

What is FREE Anymore?

i don't understand what the fuck is FREE anymore


Free means u don't pay a shit for it and no barter trading no fuzz and no must. but reading between the lines is saddening to the modern consumerism. we are like bunch of monkeys played around by marketeers with funny slogans to horn us. why do i want a post card from you by forcing myself to spend Rm20 in your shop? can't i walk out the shop and get a RM 0.50 cents postcard that has better view than your fuck photo?

why do i want to spend to save? do i look stupid?


I'm feeling lost because of your complicated grammar. cant you just say "I'm feeling lost because i have not TAKEN my white coffee " instead? associating Drunk with your Drank idea on Drinking coffee is confusing to me.

yes I'm fucking fuzzy and i love to complain shit. because I'm an asshole. i hate myself being poor.

Stay Single Happily or Get Married Miserably

WHY AM I MARRIED? 

 

You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable, 

or get married and wish you were dead. 

 

 

Attended a wedding dinner, reminded me of some great wisdoms of marriage from some emails. 

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." 

 

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 

"Husband Wanted".

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:

"You can have mine." 

 

 

When a woman steals your husband,

there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. 

 

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished 

. 

 

 

A little boy asked his father,

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." 

 

 

A young son asked,

"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa

a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." 

 

Then there was a woman who said,

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, 

and by then, it was too late." 

 

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 

 

If you want your spouse to listen and

pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. 

 

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. 

 

 

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 

Mamak's Income

nothing to shout about, panda went ATM take money
just snap this shot while waiting for cashier
1/2 day his sales about was RM320.

i think this mamak's going to close shop soon.

Battle beween Street Hawker & Shoplot

not too sure if you are tax payer, i am , and i am not happy about it. many reasons because i don't enjoy house purchase discount, i don't get admitted to local Universities easily and i don't get scholared even i am stupid and get ass grades. similarly, if i am a food operator running business in shop lots paying decent rent, tax and maintaining properly hygiene standards, i will feel damn pissed and wish i can take a knife and cut someones penis and implant it on some government officials head to improve their IQ.


street hawkers don't have to pay expensive rental, and i not sure if they even need to pay quit rent assessment too. i wonder where they got their power supply from. maybe they can get it from a generator set running on stolen or subsidized diesel. where do the worker go to pee? where do they wash their hand after taking a dump? where do they throw their rubbish ? later i found out they got their water supply from somewhere which interestingly i traced.


the pipe was coming from the source and piped across the road running near the drain and god knows how clean the pipe is now. not too sure who did this contracting works, maybe the hawker or the authorities.


and i realise it was piped to same source where water company provide decent water to decent tax payers. i wish street hawker goer gets food poisoning and died on the spot spitting out blood from their mouth and assholes while sucking the rotten penis of hawker operator.

i hate legally operated illegal businesses. fuck you.

Cheating Developer

last year i pass by the area and realise there is this new shop houses development around teh corner. i am quite impressed with the location and thinking of doing some inquiry if i can buy three or four lots for investment. i dont think its a problem for me to spend around 8-10 million for this kind of investment, anyway im just dreaming only, what i have to lose right?

but later i was quite disappointing because i realize the signboard there says 100% sold and i wonder the economy is so good that properties of such scale can completely be sold out in such short time. where do they make their money from? i have not have great bonus and salaries increment since neolithic cave woman time.

last month i pass by the place again and new signboard were up.

mother fucking liars.

Sexy Ancient Hunter

i am a life time subscriber of national geographic, so i gets to read literally FOC by now because i have paid USD 550 10 years ago. sometime i love about this magazine is they publishes good photographs, great articles and they are very candor in terms of highlighting the facts and truth, this particular edition i can't agree more to it.


it says women are stupid now. modern female has smaller brain and poorer eyesight that made them vulnerable compare to Neanderthals. historically women do all the hunting and hard work in order to feed the men at cave-home who maybe fucking neihgbour's wife at the time. i just dont understand why we have de-volved to such pethathic stage where man has to work to pay for girlfriend's Gucci and have to beg for even an oral sex in the public bus.


it is normal having small tits and fat tummy and ugly fat ass. that explains why beautiful women are all implanted with fake stuff. watch out when you ladies goes to the plane, your breast may explode. so true women looks like Neanderthals, if you are ugly like her, be proud of yourselves being normal women.

but i still love fake women.

Uncle Vandalise Phone Booth

times are bad, was parking there waiting for panda to go visit cheong. saw this uncle wondering around the phone booth, without hesitation, trying his luck to shake the machine and flipping up the coin dispenser perhaps hoping to get some coins off it. only manage to capture few seconds of his act because i afraid he saw me and call the whole kampung people out to gang rape me.

i wonder is it only him or most of us are actually hoping for free monies and lucks all the time, perhaps just the matter of scale. everyone wish for something better, hope to get laid without cauliflower. why can't we be little bit prudent in life and get our ass off fantasies and keep it real? is it hard to be contented in life, or maybe we just cant get over the thought wondering why fuckers friends we knew are always driving better cars and hotter chicks and bigger tits everytime.

maybe it's in our nature to be greedy, jeleous over people's luck and self-pussifically procrastinating ourselves. maybe, thats how mankind progresses, making us the suprior being on this planet compare to chicken and monkeys. uncle hope for free coins from the phone booth, we buy shares hoping to get easy money, we buy lottery ticket hoping to get rich quick.

its all about hope and greed.

i am thinking to dig someone's clevage later hope to get laid - am i too greedy ?

Great Tooth Pick Container

people think autocity is about car, its not apparently. its a place full of cars, not only from the patroness, also from the workshops nearby. it was to my astonishment how come an establishment out of no where in the town of Juru will made it that big that may iconic flagship shops are present here. absolutely crazy. but again, if u live in penang, it's quite far if u are marginalized poor like these people riding kapcai. 

some of the shops are very elegantly decorated and erected. the entrance were made mystical and attractive. this is one of the unique one that catches my attention. the name of the restaurant called JIU as in 久 as in 久久来被骗一次 something like that. according to the owner, its named after one of his son. but why you want to name your son of such name? maybe its a long be waited son. well son, you were borne into the right damn rich family for sure.  but again, i can't get over the idea of the久久, does it mean they 久久make love once, or 久久only manage to conceive, or 久久also never cum? this restaurant features si chuan recipes, beautiful food and i just love em. 

herbal tea!

fish soup & glass noodle

bok choy and sizzling eggplants

off course, i dont blog about food, as usual i have to talk about something sexy and juicy, the legs of the waitresses are nothing to brag about, same bitches hired from china and they don't speak English at all, so just use ur finger to point at the menu and point ur middle finger to them when they turn around. but i found an amusing pass time there besides fucking everything i hate, see what else you can do with ur finger here.......

oh yea, check out some of the names of in the menu. damn hilarious. i just love this restaurant, i will be back and i don't mind put my finger on something nice to play with again and again.