Stuck in Thailand Day 4 & 5

nope. i ain't drunk nor got bitten up by demonstrator in Bangkok hence not blogging about this shit last night. since the airport is crippled, i decided to leave Bangkok via the land - bus ya go!? but since the bus is leaving at 3pm, i ain't going to miss a damn chance to do my final shopping, but i have clubbed on day 1, shopped on day 2, day 2.5 and shopped on day 3, so wheremore places that opens in the morning before dawn? - Yaowarat you go!

its literally not hard to not able find out where is china town, despite the Thai name is YAOWARAT Road, which doesn't mean a shit to me. but when u landed in street full of Chinese signages you damn know well u around that area. and there you go the original shop of the 林真香dried snack food shop along with trillions of sharks fin shops. but it ain't that easy to reach there directly by MRT, because it stops at Hua lam phong station which is named after the train station there where even buttorworth train stops there. its about 10 min taxi ride from there to china town. so get ready ripped off by taxi drivers if u dint know how to bargain. walking? i think takes 20 min. i didn't try.

so once u manage to reach yaowarat road, that's basically how it looks like. street full of cars and Chinese merchants, noisy bazaar and the Chinese faces looked more crooked than Thais. further down u may found some junctions with lots of merchandises, nick named sampeng market. but i not sure why they called it sampeng, because sampeng is actually much further down a wrong place. this is the place to buy lots of shits at bargain bulk sizes. like in dozens or half dozens.

too bad that i don't really have enough time to spend there, i would love to try the sharksfin shops there, also do some massage before leaving. so on way out the yaowarat i pass by a small lane selling wantan mee. so decided to give it a try. only cost me Rm2.5 a bowl. what the fuck loh, if taste like shit then i just lai see on way to custom the worst. haha.

so there you go, fucking wrong time to visit Thai, spoils all my shopping plans. got a bus and headed custom and flea the country. but if u think the country is in big shit and people gives a damn? hell no, look at the line queueing to go into Thailand. bye bye my beloved Thai tities......:-(

Stuck in Thailand Day 3

i really started to worried. i am not a panicky person but i just don't want to act as if its no issue at all in Bangkok despite the whole world knows whats going on here. traffic at airport is crippled and i still don't see any good news from the TV. damn it. when can they re-open the airport! even diplomat advise me to take bus back. oh my grand mother's tits, that's gonna take 2 years ! honestly. i am very scared here, why don't they send me a chopper and fly me out of this horrible place! help me!!!!

what's gonna happen if i continue to bump into press conference at Siam Paragon? i be snapping pics with hot stars and skip my lunch again?!


what's gonna happen to me if i continue see hot babes at Siam Centre fountain area again?! i would love to bone her but her boyfriend looked quite scary.

how much more money i can spend on Pat Phong if i still staying here?!!! i already skipped foreplay to save some money already.

how long can i resist not buying this Thai Converse!?

how many more days i have to settle with this kind of lobster abalone noodle?!!!!

oh my heaven. i am really scared to death now. someone please help me! Malaysia government are they still remembering me astray in Bangkok! i started to cry already, someone please take away the credit card from me.....



Tomorrow i think no harm drop by Sampeng Market, then go to Platinum Fashion Mall and have a look. i wish the demonstrator dont disturb the sky train service ya, please , tankew and sawadekrupp ya. :-*

Stuck in Thailand Day 2.5

ah well, the news in home country has been portraiting bad about thailand situtaion here. planes were cancelled, airport shut down. mainly the protestors literally flodded the airport and even sleep there. some poor tourists really got strended and gotta sleep on floor and quite heck of big mess. i got calls from friends asking me not to go out, becareful and dont get into trouble. even prostitutes also sms me to chase for payment. it is true, when times are bad, we have to becareful especaially alone out here in a foreign land. thanks people. you are so kind to me, i will certainly take care of myself.


im tired, just to sum things up:-

i went -
9am - Playground! at ThongLo (but closed shop dy!)
10am - Emporium Mall at Phrom Phong, Naraya specialty shop at phrom Phong
12 - 130pm - siam square , siam centre, Siam discovery at Siam
2-5pm - Sofitel MoChit meeting
6pm - Somboon Seafood at National Stadium
8pm.MBK
930. China town T&K Sea Food, china town spicy pig soup
1130. Suriyan Grade A football jersey imitation shop.



nope, nothing happen in town. everything still goes on. every Thai goes to work on time and tourists still fooling around with prostitutes - girlfriends.

or put it that way, nothing can stop me go shopping.

Stuck in Thailand Day 2

this morning Evelyn called me say am i dead. i say almost. 1st time i spend a night in bangkok not having prostitute with me because its 5 star hotel i staying and they didnt allow me to bring companion like Mai, Aan, Cong or Sueay or shits like that. then she told me airport is total shut down and i turned on the TV saw its true. protestors seems like sleeping on the street and went into airport . maybe staff cannot go to work tim. hahah. damn it! do they get paid salary also if cannot turn up to work because of "traffic Jam?"



im thinking to visit Playground! today at Thong Lo, but wonder if during demonstration will they give special discount for strended tourists. but the mall is basically full of designer goods that hardly have any discounts. damn. internet doesnt have much publication on this mall, and it's website also kuku. but looked so cute and how can i not risk my life in midst of political instability to visit it. anyway, let me take a BTS and have a look . if i cant come back blog tonight. either i got so drunk at soi cowboy or i got stuck in traffic because of protestor blocking subway this time..haha.

About Hairy Crab

Wikpedia called em Eriocheir sinensis
Chinese called em 中華絨螯蟹
Shanghainese called em 毛蟹Hairy crab
Cantonese call em大闸蟹 Big Gate Crab

the fella is expensive, costs around RM180 each for bigger ones. its seasonal and very seldom comes to restaurants in KL. but this is golden opporunity to try this fella up. its suppose to be the king of crabs, master of all shelled creatures.


this fucker is complete waste of time.



1. u gotta open it up yourself
2. the hair on the claw is ugly and gross
3. they serve along the poisonous gills, u gotta separate em urself
4. the meat is rough, hv to eat with vinegar for chef-say-so reason
5. fucking expensive


stupid food .....




http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/大闸蟹

Stuck in Thailand Day 1

yesterday was not that bad. manage to land at airport. only see one side of the traffic affected by the protestors. after check out all the taxi counter say no taxi because car can't enter - that's something new to me. haha. anyway, the Sim card sales girl after rip me off with 350THB sim card, thought me how to take a cab downstairs. so i just walk along the drop off zone and see which taxi is empty. then hop into one of them and bargained my self for a 500THB ride to my hotel at sukhumvit. normally it would have cost me 1100 THB if take airport taxi. so the demonstraton saved me 500THB for massge. love it!

since its so dangerous out there. i decided to grab a sandwidch nearby at the road side, looks cozzy, few ang mo there smoking and surfing net. so i think its safe there. the 15 min dinner cost me 109THB. well... i dont see no Mc D around and dont want to try chicken rice hawker. scared lai see.


thanks for all of you sent me sms and even console me being alone in Bangkok. i extend my sincere appreciation to your care and love. dont worry. i wont do anything stupid and will only walk around the safest area in the town.

bedsuperclub, finally went in. 190THB for a beer. ok la. no people yet cause im too early. the place is actually quite small, bcause of the weired design of the building. let see next few days. if i got better mood may hope in again. the captain Mr. Sakol showed me a dinner manual 1450THB per pax includes cover charge to the DJ area later after 11pm. but i think even if i come again only wanna try cocktail saja.

tried to go QBAR, but it seems closed. so didnt explore further. but internet says its quite a great clean place to hang out. maybe tomorow if its not bombed yet.
new club, twisted republic. looks very classy, costs 500THB for covercharge with 2 drinks. ladies 5 drinks FOC until 11pm. that's very unfair! im a strended male tourist! gimmi free pussy until 11pm pls!
business as usual, soi 11, hawkers and toursits are still around having great time bargaining for shits. let see how. hope i can get better bargain for a blow job in times of turmoil.

Fish Hates Me Too

Hey sucker!

today is a bad day. share market is bad, oil prices slumped, and Barisan National still running the country. i went to the bank and ask what is the newest interest rate, they say 100,000 above 4% and below is 3.2%. i think they must be mad, putting RM100,000 above induces tax, and who in right fuck mind will do that. and by the way if i have RM100,000 unlikely i wil be blogging at this hour.

it's like the world hates me, especially me, cars don't let me cross the road, people at the back of my car kept honking me for no reason, car mechanics cheats me on every repair and even hawkers too driving Honda Jazz to work. what the hell am i doing these days working 9-5 for a corporation and call my self a white collard intellect which i am actually living hand to mouth.

i have a degree in something, but im doing elsethings. if i have spent 6 years in primary 6 years in high school 4 years in university to live a life like this, maybe i need to rethink the wisdom of my late grandfather pappaZ not going to school but hang around with prostitutes and addicts since 12 - at least i may get free laid and marijuana.

i hate me.

I Missed Olympc

2 months has passed. and i so missed Beijing Olympic

for obvious reason


for the tits

for the legs


for Guo Jing Jing


:-(

Petrol Truck Explode

oh yes... don't u love stupid people making stupid mistakes? burn them good, barbecue their asshole and melt their penis.

Toilet for Violent People Part II

people have no mercies upon toilet. they temper, they graffiti, they mutilate, they fuck toilet good. particularly in the context of Malaysia public toilet, our fittings are made tough, they are strong, they are solid, they are not fuck-able at all. let alone trying to damage them, u literally need a chain saw to even remove the slightest paint of the shit bunker. look at the cage, these are made out of BS 1722-9:2000 rated 15mm holo square bars welded to BS 4515 : 1996 standard. all the manufacture is trying to tell you - don't try to fuck with the toilet.

they are wrong

Air Asia Innovative Advertisement

i am always impressed by creative companies doing creative ads. satirical statements too is amusing and catchy sometimes, especially they are telling the truth.

Stupid Press Releases

i dont blame the newspaper being total asshole because they just want readership and to acehive that they can twist and turn everything people said or almost said. but we shouldn't draw our attention towards journalists, because they are stupid and poorly paid afterall. most of the time culprit of pussfied news is mainly attributed to the stupidity of the spoke person. take this article for example, do we need wisdom of UPSR and above to know Proton is in pile of maneur awaits to be crunched becoming fertilizers to feed mealmine poisoned cow? where do they have their brains grown, now is the right time? after failed negotiation with GM, Ford and even volksvagen? tell you what, you chaps up there dont have to worry about loosing a national industry to foreign giants, Malaysian already given you up and you will die miserably with poorer and pooer sales eventually.


cost of fuel fluxuates globally and Petronas has to sell at discoutned rate to TNB inorder for them to survive, because consumer's tarifft is also fixed at a relative low rate Asia wise. but it's not my fault to have all this shit piles, i didnt ask you to sign brianless IPP contracts with rotten ROIs. blaming fuel price hike is not going to justify your high operation cost, and i am so not suppose to be victimsed by all your inefficiencies in your company and technologies. so don't complain i consumer is paying low electricy tarriff rate compare to philipine, mind your own backyard and clean up your 40% redundancies in the country. built too much power plant at inflated price is not my fault.

the world's only few successful themeparks are mostly in USA, and particularly concentrated in Flordia only. Hongkong's Ocean park and Singapore's Sentonsa Island have never been doing well except keeping their book slightly away from becoming in red. Sunway's themepark maybe the only few that is floating and the rest like desa water park and Mines wonderland are no where near a proper investment. oh yes, dedicated themepark are rottening, let alone a themepark in a brown huge shopping mall in KL. so, what makes you think building few themeparks in a township far from johore town and KL centre will give you break even less than 50 years?



i dont mean to humiliate the royal opinion, but let me make it simple - no matter how many mad zombies you want to set free running around town killing school girls and raping stray dogs, you wont be affected in your palace. are you aware of the vulnerability of general public out there thesedays?

Mahathir Mohamad Cartoon

Came across this comic last month and finally got time to read it because this month Hustler were delayed due to new regulation imposed on custom officers where they are not allowed to be bribed by getting blowjob at the front desk anymore. the comic is entitled "Mahathir Mohamad - an Illustrated Biography". so being biography basically it means has to be somewhat true and factual. its certainly worth the damn it to read this because only cost RM15.90 in MPH, way much cheaper than overpriced LAT's comics, hong kong's 男子汉，龙虎豹。

it begins with his father (looked like Badawi) grabbing his balls - very tightly

about his facination on Langkawi


about his love story at medical school
(helo, holding hand, khawat!)


about the origin of racial quota


a bit on his political journey


little bit on Badawi


and implying clearly he is coming back soon

but sorry, not sure about others,
i don't really like you anymore,
i rather get a new face,
the comic didn't work.

Cheaper Adidas

i saw a pair of lovely pink golf Adidas shoe long time ago. i adore it. translucent base with 3 signature stripe. pink and sexy. full leather/pvc water resistances. great great looking pair of shoe. RM 569

alright... Raya sales is RM 339 already......



yesterday..... RM 289.......
damn it, i'll grab the fucker if goes below RM250

waiting..... waiting.....

Obama & Porn

i have been following closely watching CNN all this while because i really concern about the US presidency election because it determins the global economy and effects my RM1.75 investment in share market.

he say "nope, don't blame me this time, i aint fucking the currency, it's financial crisis, not my shit and dont look at me"



" i am not suppose to say much, but certainly the President will attend the summit and work something good for the economy and the fellow Americans..... hey you, stop looking at my tits"


"we need changes, you've been fucked long by white fuckers, stand up American woman, make some changes, fuck the white and Fuck black good this time!


"do you think a black ass can save your economy? look at my fat white ass, this is symbol of white suprimacy richness, white ruled, and white dick still rules!"




"you have tried bush, it fucked, try black ass attitude now, vote for long black dick"


American took his word, and fucked the White real good. the whole nation turned wild and created historical paradigm shift in human equality.


as for me, i still love black porn.
black is good

Finding Nuffnang

Nicholas cheated KY not going for badminton because we need to explore the transexual waitress at the joint downstaris. He insisted me to visit his newly renovated office with 6 million ringgit furniture and intro me a hot chick new colleague. off course, who fuck cares about the furniture, let's have a look who's the fabulous one, according to the legend the lady has huge breasts bigger than his head and leg longer than coconut tree.

"where the hell is it?"
"pass by the guard, press 12B"
"will he stop me?"
"just act confidence as if you work there"
oh yes, it worked!



"then what?"
"follow the signs"



"what the fuck"



"i'm here, you want me to yell out your name?"
"press the bell, i'll come to the door"



i pressed 65 times, no one answered
...... tew nia xing .......

ps: Tim, the reno is great, set up is gorgeous, the fake door bell too.

Malaysia Civil Servants Statistics

no reason

i am just speechless sometimes.

anyone can give me a civil blow job please

Newspapers Are Rubbish

seriously.... do we really give a fuck about her period?

i always wonder how the origin of newspaper come about. and since when our concern over the happenings over the world has induced so much curiosity within us so much so we started to pay ringgits over crappy publications. news papers has been publishing shits over the years and i am especially pissed off with that particular thick fatty newspaper, too much attention and overvalued piece of reading materials.

our news paper column has been split into segments so that suppose to be for our easy reference. but we have gone bezerk and try to pussify this matter by spliting hairs. we have local news, foreign news and district news, we have business world, business weekly and non-of-your-business-but-still-want-to spam-you section. we do entertainment, ballywood, hollywood and whoriental news. we do recruitment, house for sell, apartment for sell but have not seen old girlfriend to let.

i hate obituary particularly. do i give a shit if someone died? why do i want to see dead fucks? if they don't die, let them be, if they die, they should be and i certainly will too - misearbly tim! is it my fault they died or somehow making me see thier ass faces will make them be alive again. can we let dead people die fuck themselves nicely? come to think about it. how many of us can read up the whole newspaper everyday, don't they ended up in piles of paper stack awaiting the arrival of a lorry man to pick them up? so are we not buying rubbish literally!?

offcourse, someone may say there are some news worth reading, so not really all are craps...... so then stop buying newspaper and read em from internet, buying dirty pieces of sheets wastes your money, kill trees and yes, feeding rich politicians who owns the publication.

fuck news paper, fuck news, fucking hate myself being poor fuck.

Sell Your Pubic Hair

i found this fucker in one of the Starhill's Art Galleries,

going for few thousand bucks.

and yes

i have evil thoughts...

Ancient Sex Artifacts

archeologists found an ancient Taiwan artifacts
made out of animal bone B.C.
portraits a woman kneeling on four

perhaps performing a religious worshiping ritual .




hell no,

i don't think so.

more likely it's suppose to be something like this.



* walla , it happened *


our grandparents are so good....

Food Menu For The Crisis 杏加橙

economy is bad and we have to do something about it. got this email and find it so damn cool. does it mean when we are in deep economy turmoil we can't enjoy big meal? maybe not, except we need to be slightly creative and cognitively we need to think rich then later we will feel rich - even we are damn not rich in reality. 

金融海嘯套餐  

餐前小食 :勒緊褲頭過日子薑一碟

時令精品 : 真正扎實甘香和味足兩大閘蟹全體

精選菜式 :

>經濟實惠吊鹽水

>陸續有黎炒鮮魷

>三聚氰氨炸鮮奶

>孔雀石碌燉東菇

>無底深潭苦瓜盅

>酥皮迷你債券批

>窩輪炒河(簡稱窩河)

>乞米炒飯(簡稱乞米)

美點雙輝 : 炒濃期指餅, 勁蝕千層糕

滋潤糖水 : 過眼雲煙白果水

合時水果 : 杏加橙

菜價 : 七仟億

席設 : 金融大酒樓海嘯廳

MSN Is So Good

Divine Fucking Intervention During Crisis

God is so good


God is so good

God is so good, He's so good

God is so good to me 

Business Names to Prosperity

oh yes, in times of trouble, to have an appealing horny business name is the way to go, so that you can be remembered, you can catch the eyes of new customers and off course you get free ads by asshole blogger like me. 

hm.... 安心... meaning don't worry you won't get killed eating here?

oh my tits.... do people care about copyright?

7-11 is convenience store, 8-11 is for  conveniently dead?

public listed company go private.....

lastly... mix rice is mixing the women name to the name KING

Cha Siew Pao 叉烧包RM 650

hello, i saw the website you got delivery service ah?
yes sir, sure fast and furious, guarantee eat full full (吃饱饱）
any wester food?
Got!!! 双肠面包套餐 double sausage package
how much?
Only RM320++ for 2 person for 1hours 30mins


............... what the fuck..... nvmind, any oriental food?
Got !!!
1. 中国叉烧包 China CHA SIEW PAO RM 650
2. 越南薄饼 Vietnam POPIAH RM 550
3. 印尼烧鸡Indonesia Grill Chicken RM 450

boss, exclude petrol and deliver after 1 am yea. ;-)

........... -_-".....eh...... i think i'll call back. let me see your website again......