Toilet Signage

Lovely, here we go, shopping mall toilet these days have no problem using hard words on customer like me. so im just trying to think what else we can put up in the toilet to advise our lovely public.

 

USJ Cheap Fish Head

Auntie Jane always say there is no cheap good deal in this world. either expensive and cheerful, or cheap and rotten. i think she had that philosophy learnt after 15 years marrying a total asshole husband ugly bald headed bum Uncle Don . but think about it if she think Don is a yak, why the hell she agrees to this marriage in the first place? unless she thought providing frequent sex opportunity to a bull will turn it into a butterfly. if it is not because she is my relative, i would have told her off to the face and wish her husband had 4 testicles grown on the forehead. she's wrong, because she doesn't know cheap ass Panda finding budget good stuff in town. check this out

What more you can ask for gorgeous fishhead like this which cost u only tenth of bux. fast, cool, free parking, near Summit Square, near Kesas. yes, the service is little bit bad ass attitude and lots of mosquito there. harlo, you complain ah, go elsewhere la!

"Panda, lend me RM50, no money eat"
"sell me your Nitendo, i give you RM150"
"what about i show u my naked body"
"you gotta pay me to see that"
"can take me to makan? car got towed by Eon bank joh"
"let's go F4"
"what the fuck is that"
"fantasies forever......Subang version, interms of fish head"

Flash My Tits Getting Arrest

NO DONT SHOW MY FACE PLS!!!!

but it's ok to flash my tits geh..

Underwear For Alcohol

i have been thinking a lot lately. especially when i realize alcoholism not distance apart from me. i wish i can grow up and be a stronger person when i was young. but indeed i do and i am physically getting much better, it has been never in no better time in my life i masturbated so frequently without doubt. economy is bad but it doesn't stop us from recycling sperm dried tissues. its ok i guess. if there is an option in life to gain happiness without the need for alcohol i will jump for it yesterday. apparently there isn't any, at least not that i am aware off or at least near my life.


there was moments in life we get free drinks, by just flashing the muff - that too didn't last long. i hate life because its complicated, and i don't like the society because i am part of the community. can i just get laid and not having worry anyone getting Vietnam rose or unnecessary babies? if it takes responsibilities even to make love , i don't agree to the hippies time that much especially the marijuana sharing and dive naked to pool of mud attending rock star concerts. people don't understand the issue of nudism means u may step on another fellow naturists shit. i don't even want to swim in public chlorinated swimming pool, let alone a well mixed pee lake?

i do have piles of underwear here,

can i trade it for something alcoholic please?

I have Tasted Heaven

whenever i run into emo depression, i think of alcohol and big tits. it takes money to buy alcohol to buy woman to buy them to bed to buy myself happiness. so i decided to be efficient in life, skip the women part and straight from alcohol to happiness.

again, an old uncle brand some left over stocks by late grandfather, people call him Pappa Z, that's not because he was an awesome rapper, but simply because he fell down from bus and died while sleeping (a.k.a Zzzz). great, i had a grandmother died of drug over dose and a grandpa dead fucked in a public bus. PappaZ's collection was great, because i don't see no Chinese shits anymore written on bottle these days, i adore these classical works of art. reminded how these ethanol had brought forth the Chinese prosperity since early settlement in this Nanyang piece of land.

historically Sin business raised great offspring, they own estates and breast stocked up by dozens. their children drives big cars and own huge tits in their back yard. Imagine how many prostitutes my family had raised, and how many overdosed patience died in the hospital because of my family business. as they say the karma goes around and it's my turn to inherit some form of negative pussyfooted chi.

ah well, yes, i am poor, i blog craps, and oh dude.... i so love C_nH_2n+1OH, cheers.

Burberry Blue Lable Bag for Sale.

Sandy say she got an Burberry Blue Lable bag from Tokyo, which wrongfully bought for her friend. and now want to find buyer to take up. model is ZAE 26-112-09 selling price RM1+++. 

interested just drop ur comment and email. i get the bitch to contact u direct. 

ain't give a damn actually, but she just tumpang my site to put some photo. 

(you heard me? buy me a beer for this)

Beer Places for Different Age Group

young kids before full grown pubic hair

mid aged assholes hoping for budget sex

gang of old bunch erectile dysfunctioned bum

Toilet Camera at Shopping Mall

nice toilet deco right? 

shopping mall these days are very competitive and toilet cleanliness and interiro design works has to be appealing and catchy to the public. it seems like marchindise mix , display, carparks and entertainment centres are already what a complex need to have as ''entry level''. toilet is also playing a vital role in making someone remember the shopping mall,  and some of the key criterias are no less than bright light, shiny tiles, reflective wall, free of charge entry, lots of toilet paper, great hand dryer....

..... and also well equiped with camera

Burberry Black Label

Economy is bad, Genting share plunged to RM4.7 and IOI gone RM3.3, composite lost every gain on early this week now bottoming to pass 900 points. we have to be careful in our spending and make sure we live our lives prudently and have highest preparedness at anytime, its time to improve our risk tolerance and prepare for worsened economy. you be surprise prostitutes may be stop paying tax and people tend to masturbate more often then ever. Don't buy luxury goods and try to stay home more instead of eat out, maybe take LRT or car pool will be a necessary option to modern livings

Yesterday I bought myself a Burberry Black Label wallet. Ah yea, literally i bought... ah well, nope, i didn't go to japan, i got the model number and photo and passed to a rich ass Sandy whom are 46th time going to Tokyo to buy for me. rich friends will hesitate to share his money, wealth and wives with you for sure, but if u tumpang them to buy stuff for you, they normally will oblige because they love the great sensation of buying great stuff - with your money. And they gotta first virgin touch of your precious purchase - so called.

Sandy didn't agree with me this is a nice design, and off course we had a long debate checking out various models under this series over the Internet. first of all its semi-fabriced, not a full leather wallet like typical chaps out there would be buying from Gucci or LV shops. and 2ndly why would u get a wallet that has no Burberry's signature chequered pattern on em? furthermore it has limited credit card slots, no coin section - harlo, only bitches carry coin in their pouch ok!

well, for simple reasons i think this is a cool buy, because the design is appealing and slightly more outstanding than the Burberry London version which is having a leather stripe instead. but fashion is not about comparing kg of leathers right? the design is simple and elegance, but off course I'm taking a high risk to buy things that are quite "imitable" in the clone market, but its damn Burberry Black Label, hell not much people know about it anyway, when it comes to wallet, people generally think about LV or maybe Braun Buffel in Jusco. I doubt manufacturer bother to make a mould for this unpopular brand. and yes, too much sewing job for underground workers too.

Overall i think its a sweet wallet, in fact i have strong intention to eBay out this fella, especially when KLSE failed me so bad lately. i know Singaporean start to trade burberry Black / Blue Label things on individual basis, why not i go Singapore and buy it instead? - because i don't have Singaporean rich girl - friend. but i think i rather cut down on my beer and condom expenses instead of loosing this cheerful wallet which is only made and sold to Japan market. so does your life ever gets better after owning a Burberry wallet? well, depends which angle you look at it .... ;-)

Tiew Brothers

"harlo"
"Tiew there?"

"har?"
"i want Tiew, pls this is urgent"

"uh....u can refer to yellow pages for escort service mah"
"i want Tiew! any of the brothers !! dont waste my time !!!!"

"hey sotong, u desperate go TFK pls, dont prank call us"
".............-_-"........................"

Virtual Forbidden City Bugs Found

isn't this awesome?

have we had not enough of expensive online games that consumes your time and money leading you no where except bad grades and mad girlfriend? perhaps it's time to put public virtual realities into something educative and meaningful. what can i say, this is just awesome and perfect pass time for lazy cheap bum whom has never gone to china before and still can brag amongst the rich kids on topics on the forbidden city..


"yo Ron , hv you been to forbidden city?"
"hell ya dude, i've even played games with the eunuch's and saw the emperor squatting at his office tim!"
".....-_-"......wtf......"

emperor squatting

offcials playing some games at the backyard

the whole experience is just amazing, but u do need a decent computer if not the graphic Can be quite jerky. you can choose Chinese and English as the prefered language for this virtual tour. the program prepared some virtual tour guides whom gives u explanations on various highlights of the forbidden city. and yes, you are not alone, just like any other virtual games, this whole thing is interactive, you can communicate privately and publicly with other virtual tourists too. also you can select your character type, viewing angles and take snapshots on your likened places. tell you wat, just go  http://virtualforbiddencity.org and get ur self some great cheap free pass time fun. 

nope. im not done yet. as usual, finding problems is my core competencies. there are some bugs in this program. just to name a few

stuck in concrete!

"...believe it or not, i'm walking on air....."

an invisible wall, i cant pass through. 

Morning Diarrhea

This morning i wake up i realize my right testicle is bigger than the left one, which is very usual. i sense something is not right and i believe something bad must be coming along and 1st thing in my mind is whether Jessie will get pregnant because again she swallowed cum during fertile period. i'll better ask her to rinse the throat again this morning before she sleep again after taking marijuana with butter spread breakfast.

"darling"
"ya?"
"did it taste bad?"
"fuck u"

with a strong heart i went office and turn on my pc, i found bad day is not because ur girlfriend gets pregnant, bad day means ................满江红oh my grandmother's tits..........

Use Ass Hole to Park Car

people like to use their butt eye 屎眼to park their car. 

Illiterate Graffiti

was "hear" before woh .... tew.


harlo, FYI, Mr. Lee & Ah Choy doesn't turn me on at all.
its not a gay's name. these are air con contractor names. ill

Mid Valley Black Out

nothing fancy, just to say i have seen how Mid Valley Shopping Mall looked like when experiencing partial black out. the big cloth fallen down is suppose to be ''fire curtain'' so to block fire woh... looks like can meh?

I'm a Good Citizen During Raya Month

some say i'm absolutley wrong to do this to them 

some say i'm an asshole to do this to them 

some say i'm chicken shit to do this to them 

what say you?

:-)