was thirsty and thinking of finding a place to relax while hallucinating about wide sex life. then came across this lovely shop at the subbasement and thinking of getting my self some cheaper pass time instead of tenth of Ringgit worth of coffee at starfucks. the owner seems friendly and the customer mix too looked like old fuckers with no better things to do - like me. i reckon give it a shit try. after all no one likely gonna get killed ran over by lorry or drunken driver drinking tea at this sort of shopping mall corner outlets.
then looking at the menu it doesn't seem to have much choices except one of the appealing one says soya bean with red bean ball. well, whatever that has a ball attach to it should be tasty i think, so no harm give it a try. one thing interesting about soybean is that u can literally hide anything in it and it gives u sort of thrill once u manage to dig shits out of it - walla - here u go the 2 expensive balls.
but come to think about it, how can such expensive small bowl of shit can get business, then looked around i realize this shop distributes pamphlets that promotes soya drink by telling you if u it is kinda anti-carcinogenic drinks. so the morale is, if u don't want to get tittie rosak - drink soya . if you want bigger tits - drink soya. at least i think thats what this shop is trying to tell ya. it says "a free of charge information series by Soya Shop" a.k.a "u dont want die, spend money here" :)
all in all, its little bit expensive, because i finished it in 2 min. unlike coffee u can drink for a while, soup or herbal soups are just not too good a as a pass time snacks. RM 3.50 worthy for health ? well, better than smoking gua. though i may sounds against this shop, but yes, i will return. just wish they can improve slightly further interms of getting a chinese looking vientamese staff who actually can speak chinese.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Soya Bean RM 3.50
Monday, July 28, 2008
Hot Indian Babe in Honda
kana... aint that bad of indian bitchbig ring and rides a Honda
must be somekinda mistress
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tewSaturday, July 26, 2008
Grievances of an Unmarried Woman
[10:13:13 AM] BITCH: i m so scare wor
[10:13:15 AM] BITCH: donno how
[10:17:32 AM] BITCH: i dreamt everybody laugh n bully me b'cos of tis
[10:35:55 AM] FUZZY: oic. its normal la. ugly woman like u hard to get married one. good luck loh
[10:36:06 AM] BITCH: cheh
[10:36:20 AM] BITCH: i think nowdays they don't like pretty women
[10:36:28 AM] BITCH: (chuckle)
[10:36:54 AM] FUZZY: no worry la, boat reach jetty will become straight one. so dont worry about it, if u scared, use ky jelly
[10:37:28 AM] BITCH: haha
[10:37:32 AM] BITCH: yalar
[10:37:32 AM] FUZZY: i can understand how u feel, u sure hate pretty woman, because they made u looked ugly right
[10:37:37 AM] BITCH: worry oso no use
[10:37:42 AM] BITCH: haha
[10:37:45 AM] BITCH: u so bad
[10:37:50 AM] BITCH: i had married women
[10:37:56 AM] BITCH: they make me think a lots
[10:38:29 AM] BITCH: i m envy for those married n can life happily 1 only
[10:37:45 AM] FUZZY: but u cant think like that, u have to think positive. there must be something good in ur life
[10:38:03 AM] BITCH: example??
[10:38:09 AM] BITCH: i can't think any wor
[10:38:12 AM] FUZZY: heya, u actually very good la
[10:38:20 AM] FUZZY: many good things about urself u never realise only
[10:38:37 AM] BITCH: example??
[10:38:41 AM] BITCH: i really can't realise wor
[10:38:48 AM] FUZZY: i know u so many years, i can easily tell u. but u just never see ur self in real.
[10:39:10 AM] BITCH: i always think tat i m too lonely most of d times
[10:39:20 AM] BITCH: i noe i m good
[10:39:22 AM] FUZZY: u should be happy joh, u got so many uniqueness about urself.
[10:39:28 AM] BITCH: but donno y i can't hv good life as well
[10:39:52 AM] FUZZY: i can easily think of 20 good things about u
[10:40:03 AM] BITCH: yameh
[10:40:08 AM] BITCH: u so nice ar!!!
[10:40:15 AM] BITCH: tis is d 1st time u praise me wor
[10:40:16 AM] FUZZY: wait... maybe 10 only
[10:40:20 AM] BITCH: u very happy today??
[10:40:30 AM] BITCH: sure u will rich in 1 of d day
[10:40:37 AM] BITCH: :D
[10:40:41 AM] FUZZY: eh.... shit... not even 10... maybe 3 good things la. atleast 3
[10:40:56 AM] BITCH: cheh
[10:41:02 AM] BITCH: good ppl nobody wan
[10:41:04 AM] FUZZY: eh..... fuck.... really woh, nothing good about u la....
[10:41:12 AM] BITCH: all can marry faster 1 r bad ppl
[10:41:15 AM] FUZZY: there is nothing leh......
[10:41:22 AM] BITCH: :D
[10:41:54 AM] FUZZY: seriousleh, ... aiyo .. hai woh.....
[10:42:10 AM] FUZZY: u see, your english is poor, ur salary is low, and u so ugly,
[10:42:23 AM] FUZZY: sometimes so stupid some more.... always get cheated
[10:42:23 AM] BITCH: haha
[10:42:26 AM] BITCH: u so bad
[10:42:30 AM] BITCH: so fast u change
[10:42:37 AM] BITCH: :P
[10:42:38 AM] FUZZY: maybe u should kill urself joh !!
[10:42:45 AM] BITCH: (devil)
[10:43:00 AM] FUZZY: wait.... better dont la. later u kill urself half way also cut the wrong hand, ended up i have to send u hostpital. lagi mafan
[10:43:17 AM] BITCH: hahahaaaaaa
[10:43:21 AM] BITCH: wld u????????
[10:43:39 AM] FUZZY: if u really thinking of killing urself, ples dont save my handphone number ya.. scared la. later u call me
[10:43:56 AM] BITCH: haha
[10:44:11 AM] BITCH: i wld tel my hsemate who to cal if anythings happen to me
[10:44:14 AM] BITCH: d 1st name sure is u
[10:44:07 AM] FUZZY: actually send u to hospital is ok la. as a good frend my dear. but just i worry two things
[10:44:12 AM] FUZZY: 1. ur blood dirty my car
[10:44:21 AM] FUZZY: 2. hospital ask me pay deposit
[10:44:28 AM] BITCH: hahah
[10:44:31 AM] BITCH: u so realistic
[10:44:57 AM] BITCH: really no true frens in tis world
[10:44:58 AM] FUZZY: harlo, if not talk $ talk love ah
[10:44:58 AM] BITCH: hai.........
[10:45:07 AM] FUZZY: know u so many years not even getting a blow job from u
[10:45:07 AM] BITCH: friendship mar
[10:45:12 AM] BITCH: not really love n $
[10:45:13 AM] FUZZY: this is call friendship... cheh...
[10:45:43 AM] BITCH: then relationship lor
[10:45:47 AM] BITCH: u r my koko mar
[10:46:22 AM] FUZZY: ko ko..... sounds so gay. u think i Leslie cheong ah
[10:46:30 AM] BITCH: hahah
[10:46:51 AM] FUZZY: hey, sister take bath with koko one woh, how come i never even got to see u in bikini
[10:47:01 AM] BITCH: chee sin
[10:47:07 AM] BITCH: where got koko take bath wt mui mui
[10:47:12 AM] BITCH: u chee sin ar??
Friday, July 25, 2008
RM 4 Car Wash
how can u resist such sign board if u passes by and it happens that your car is full of bird droppings and cow shits on your way to pick up your retard girlfriend? oh yes Rm 4 is certainly decent blogging material. you may wonder how 'auto' is auto? does it mean u dont need to drive? does it mean there will be robots stretching out their arms and lazer beam the ass of your car?.. let see
oic, you stil ahve to drive your shitty car through this cock ring like spraying station. basically this process is activated by 2 bangladesh chap there, and you gotta drive slowly through the station, trying hard not to bang the station and run over the two assholes. so very obvious this fucking whole thing is NOT AUTOMATIC at all. but i have to warn ya, it is DANGEROUS, especially for female drivers..why?
through out the whole process your screen is either covered by soap, water or bangladesh's clothes. so especially for women who are typically careless, useless, blind, scared, panicky, PMS and stupid, this car wash service is certainly a difficult task for them.
ok, after series of sexual discrimination, continue the story. passing through the cock ring now it enters into a big and moist tunnel which certainly reminds u of dirty thoughts. and now enters into something that looks familiar to most of us, which is the conventional automated car wash robotic system. the only difference is that u got another bangladesh there to soap up your car again and u have to drive ur right wheel onto a track which then controls the speed of ur car synchronising the speed of the robotic drums of rainbow mop. (women, remember to put onto Neutral and unlatch ur brake ya)
here you go, then you will be surrounded by 60 bangladesh to gang rape wiping ur car. maybe it's no business day, and i the only sucker got conned into this service, thats why getting such attention.
RM4 not bad?!!
no la. not yet the story end.. see the sign board which is not visible at the road.
cuci + vacumme
ah well, meaning if u are in a rush no need vacuume, also fun geh. no need go down the car and 0 min can get it done in RM4. anyway i too advise u dont use their vacumme service, not because RM 4 is expensive, these fella's 7 days never take shower and if u let them go in ur car, it does smell like had dead pig in ur passenger seat.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
why chicken sit on their eggs?
[9:45:06 AM] Liz: why does chicken sit on their eggs?
[9:46:21 AM] FUZZY: so that it stimulates the clitoris to achieve orgasm
[9:49:12 AM] Liz: -.-
[9:49:18 AM] Liz: ur really...
[9:49:22 AM] Liz: shitty lo
[9:51:01 AM] FUZZY: hey. so whats the answer. u ask me and answer also kena tew.....-_-" u woman hard to please
[9:51:45 AM] Liz: lmao.. gal is always hard to please
[9:51:47 AM] Liz: the answer is
[9:51:52 AM] Liz: becuz we never give them a chair
[9:53:55 AM] FUZZY: tew...... damn funny ... but its right....
[9:54:19 AM] FUZZY: u flat chest woman are very good at thinking all this nonsense joke.
[9:55:12 AM] Liz: it's actually from short penis man
[9:56:12 AM] FUZZY: hey, its public area, don't laugh about my short coming, bad karma for u
[10:07:28 AM] Liz: i wasn't talking abt u la
[10:07:36 AM] Liz: i was talking abt.. this joke from another short penis man[10:08:54 AM] FUZZY: how u know he is short
[10:09:11 AM] FUZZY: drunk already he run naked in bintang walk ah
[10:18:48 AM] Liz: see face already know short
[10:19:10 AM] FUZZY: respect....
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Cockroaches Rice Shop
nope this is not patch of pubic hair, it is something that makes a woman scream and one of the longest ever lived creature on this fucked up earth. yes it's lipas, kat zat, roaches (female) or cockroaches (male)*such creature sounds so complicated and do u think it's hard to find them? certainly not, if u come to my bed room you can easily bump into one or two. but u don't really need to have sex with me in order to see cockroaches, basically they are found in anywhere dirty, filthy and unhygienic. places like longkang, back lane, rubbish bin or restaurant like chicken rice shop.
if you happens to bump into a shop with sign A like this, it is basically given out to restaurants with proven track record of clean services and audited toilet and kitchens. unless they tell me the roaches came out from the staff's asshole which is not part of the certification process, i would say combination of dirty dishes un cleared, roaches on counter table and fucked up fuzzy customer like me will result in vulgar complain and blog uncontrollable tew-ing.
ya la. just one roaches why make a big fuzz out of it... so what, wat , don't like ah, i like to complain, chui ya? i pay the money, i like to scold people, i hate dirty, i hate bad attitude. and yes.. i will never open restaurant (near future).*source: aeroplane dictionary, misinformation is not bothered and fuck yourself if u believe me.
Monday, July 21, 2008
WTF 23 Jam?
TEW NIA MA
i just dont understand the modern english.
what the fuck is 23 JAM.
open at 2 am cloase at 1 am then open at 2am again ah?
STUPID marketing, STUPID english.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Fish Leong from Bahau ? Where's that?!
see what they say. "taiwan's Fish Leong, Hongkong's Vincy and our own michael wong"...hmmm... since when Taiwan is synoym to Kuala Pilah, same as Negeri Sembilan and acronym to Bahau geh?. harlo... wikipedia also say "Fish Leong (traditional Chinese: 梁靜茹; simplified Chinese: 梁静茹; pinyin: Liáng Jìngrú; born June 16, 1978 in Kuala Pilah, Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia with family root in Shunde, Guangdong, China) " ... tew why everyone become famous suddenly become non-malaysian.
interesting also, the paper write so much about the performances and fund raising shit by these celebrities. how come i don't see them in the photo geh..... which of these fella looked like singer? :) So where the hell is Bahau? i visited the place once geh. if you think kajang or setapak is places for monkeys and lizard... wait until u reach bahau. the town has population of i think no more than 40 persons i think, it doesn't take me long to finish walking i think only three main roads saja the whole damn town, one of them is jalan mahligai. (u see even name also sounds like jungle fruit)
if u look at the damn map. there is how far bahau is from seremban, which is slighly more human packed kampung compare to celaka shit place like kuala pilah. so is there a life there? well, not bad geh, few things Bahau is famous of, nothing and nothing. just kidding. they got pretty good cheap foot massage and body massage service there along the street, by some illegal china emigrants, cost around RM60 for foot + body massage. certainly value for money. but u gotta bear with the fact that these workers will tell u sick stories how they were cheated to malaysia ended up in lanjiao town like this.
actually they have a golf course if you are into this lunsi game. this fat boy obviously is not me and he certainly don't know i putting up his photo here. honestly his swing path is quite wrong and i bet on my last testicle he's a good golfer. (later i found out he is single digit handicapper...... OMG). then famous of a local delicacy which is halal clear water prawn. not cheap also. 130 bux / kg. if u are looking for dirty activities like sex or blow job, u can try out this hotel, people say they got a sexy spa there, but i dont go to this dirty evil places for sure therefore i cant comment. opposite to this whore hut, there is a cozzy customer-less shop playing out loud korean shows with few lala sitting outside. they do sell beer and shits like that, but no suprise, beer is controlled commodity, aint any cheaper here.
so well, wanna be famous someday? drop by and absorb some chi of Fish Leong, maybe you become Crab Tony or Doggie Chen someday in future.
:)
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Small Breasts Woman's Revenge
i am very familiar with the history of mankind, i mean womankind. from the days of Empress Dowanger Cixi慈禧 to Joan of Arc, from French whore Matahari to modern bitch Annabel Chong. i have learnt that successful and famous furious muffs of the history have one thing in common. they are very sensitive when it comes to tittie jokes. woman can tolerate bought a wrong hand bag for few thousand bux or intentionally bought a one size smaller skirt ended up not wearing them for 20 years, but they cannot tolerate when it comes to getting humiliated for their tits size not up to the market standard.
i just don't understand what's fuck wrong with whores with small tits, that perfectly ok considering various physical and economical benefits. dont they realise having small tits would be easier to buy clothes? they can even consider kiki lala , so that is something big breasts women will die to envy upon. also, having small pairs of breasts means they need not to worry about flashing when dodge down facing someone, because there is nothing to be FOUND anyway.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Miss Universe 2008 - Winner Will Be
alright, here we go 2008, another good event to watch and gossip about. as usual my six sense is more accurate than menstruation of most of the women out there. so i believe i can pretty much make some prediction who shall be winning this years Ms. Universe 2008, which to be held in Vietnam.
first thing first, because of the global trend towards SEA, i believe winner MUST be an Asian. so these are the few possible ones.
china - What is your proudest personal accomplishment?
"I am a young, independent, and happy Chinese woman" tew nia ma... being a Chinese is not ur accomplishment la. its ur mother's egg fertilised by ur lame father's worm. btw looks like u holding a scrotum which is bigger than ur head.
look - malnutrition
wisdom - like pig
body - 95% bone, 4% water, 1% brain
Malaysia - What is your proudest personal accomplishment? "...is being the owner of an online fashion business, www.ststerlyvintage.com" kanasai, if u happens to log on to this shit website, u realize its a referral stupid cyber cheating nonsense set up by stupid IT cheap whore probably look like her
look -very lunsi
wisdom - typical malaysia trying to get rich overnight
body - leaning forward to cheat us she got big tits.
Indonesia -What is your career ambition? "To be an entrepreneur, open a restaurant... dancing institute and fashion gallery .... working for the poor, for the less fortunate, and for abandoned children." - WTF, fashion and poverty? two doesn't blend la, FYI ur bra can feed 10 hungry children and a horny man.
look - "kakak"
wisdom - confused
body - Jawa dark skinned masseur :P
Vietnam - "wat are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?" I have my own CD out in Vietnam, titled, "Thuy Lam.” - celaka , u sing urself getting DUI LAM (as in Cantonese getting killed). ok, i wish u kean Dui Lam before u Dui Lam other contestants
look - bitch fell down longkang
wisdom - linguistic deficiency
body - one tit covered, sign of imbalanced personality.
japan - What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?
"I am crazy about sports,especially basketball ...competitive high jumper" - mother fucker, thats rude to use the word "crazy" here, shoudl have used something like "enthusiastic" or "fernatic". and associate her body with basket ball is cheating.
look - like whore
wisdom - cunning
body - mutant one tits bigger than another.
Thailand - What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most? "Dogs are my hobby." - tew loh, if u like dog, go contest urself in international dog fair la, why bother to compete with human? and think carefully, she does have that sort of transexual look. show us ur waist down photo dude, maybe there are extra organs between ur legs!
look - curiously confused
wisdom - stupid dog brain transplanted
body - fake tits, FAKE TITS!
Korea - What is your career ambition? "I aspire to become a trend-setting fashion designer." off course u do, like having a flower bigger than ur tits stiched on ur head .
look - devilish
wisdom - low (because small tits)
body - oddly twisted.
who can deny
she has best shape
she has biggest vision
she has largest ambition
she has huge-st tangible asset
let's welcome
Ms. Universe 2008
Japan - Hiroko Niama
Monday, July 14, 2008
Senawang Curry Noodle
i don't really like small asshole towns where there is no signs of hope and urbanization. people looked like monkeys and women looked like my grandmother. walking in this kind of shit town makes me want to go home and masturbate rather more meaningful. what the fuck do they have in Senawang, by the way where the hell is Senawang anyway? whats the population there like? 30? 35 people?
off course, there must be series of fuckings before climax under any normal circumstances, that is the same in blogging style. actually I'm trying to build a climax here in terms of small town flavor, wala this is the kind of shitty food you should be looking at every time u drop by senawang. being a total asshole here. don't misunderstand that this is a pile of curry indulged soup, there are noodles submerged within the shit pile of chicken, toufo pok, clam, potatoes and yes, the special thing here is - eat noodle with your hand. because Senawang people don't know how to eat with fork, spoon nor chopstick.
nah, you know that's bullshit, the Indonesian maid thought im a Bangladesh so brought me fork so i asked her to get me chopstick while taking this picture, coz i ain't like some smart ass with 6 million ringgit camera, 2 trillion ringgit lenses and 5 phds in photocaming degree - and get free invitation for food testing. so what the fuck big deal about this curry shit that deserves a great blogging - yes it does. this shop is actually one of the most famous restaurant in town serving curry noodle and mixed rice and it's always crowded especially during lunch hour. ah, talking about the mix rice, don't get mistaken, it's owned by the curry noodle fella too, this jack ass runs the drinks counter too. wont be surprise the Ferrari at the back lane belongs to him.
off course, if you ask me what so special about the curry noodle, i would say ......... it taste exactly like ......... curry noodle. yes im an asshole, just eat there for the sake of trying, since it's the most talked about shop there. but i think for general public out there they are equally don't care bochup as i do, so let me conclude about the visit-worthiness of this shop
1. it has a cool name - ASIA RESTORAN.... wala neh!
2. it's famous, you should at least tell people you know about it
3. got lots of tables, free parking under the trees
4. RM 3.00 /bowl
how to go? i don't draw maps, Google map it, or u call the Mr. Chee ask him how to go.
don't say u read from my blog, he may add poison on it. where is taman senawang jaya? no idea... google map it darling, should be somewhere there.
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Sunday, July 13, 2008
Petronas Twin Tower Lights Off
we have seen how magnificent the lights of the Petronas Twin Towers looked like, ever wonder when do they turn off the lights?
the lights actually goes around 1 minute after 12:00 midnight, i'm referring to the time shown at the digital clock of Maxis Tower next to it. similarly lights of Maxis Tower itself and Mandarin Oriental Hotel are turned off almost at the same time.
how does it look like in video? here you go.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
KL 14 million Tourists!!!
ok. just to think how many is 14 million, well its about half the malaysia population.
so what's the use of campaigning for tourists to come if average million people don't even learn how to use toilet properly?
i wonder are we the only country on this planet which needs governemnt to teach us what is toilet etiquette.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Confusing Astro Bill
1. repeating programs
2. always change cards
3. keep changing channel numbers
4. ugly remote controller
5. share is not going up
worst of all:
fucking stupid confusing billing statementstew nia ma ASTRO
Thursday, July 10, 2008
McD and MLM
drink coffee @ star fuck and read magazine? hell fuck no, at least not until the oil price turns better in 20 years time. this fuck shit little cup of expresso costs RM5.25 which i can jerk off more cum than what they are giving the customer here. so where the hell else u can do ur self a more value for money meal whilst enjoy reading ur magazine / news paper?
back to basic - fucking McD. not too bad, its air conditioned, food are clean, at least thats what they say. what? hard chair and u dont like it? fuck you, coffee bean and star fuck neither are giving out all sofa. they have shitty chairs too. so pay a little bit more u get full shitty crappy food @ McD and you got the same amount of cancer ingredients into your body as drinking coffee. offcourse, you dont get that kinda association with the higher class people because you are in a fucking fast food restaurant and not a cozy international branded coffee house.
off course, shit comes in pairs. so not only McD is for lame cheap assholes like me. they are also become a place where MLM people meet their customers, and i realise something interesting..... all of them order only drinks... and yes... if you are thick face enough... maybe u dont even need to order shits and can sit there for whole asshole day!
Monday, July 7, 2008
Skype My Penis
[5:10:29 PM] 峰 says: ;)
[5:10:59 PM] FUZZY says: wat?
[5:11:59 PM] 峰 says: 你好
[5:12:08 PM] FUZZY says: 你也好
[5:12:10 PM] 峰 says: 你懂中文嗎
[5:12:21 PM] FUZZY says: 一点点
[5:12:28 PM] 峰 says: 大哥
[5:12:35 PM] FUZZY says: 小弟
[5:12:36 PM] 峰 says: 我叫文峰
[5:12:41 PM] 峰 says: 你呢
[5:12:47 PM] FUZZY says: 陈 大饼
[5:12:57 PM] 峰 says: 我第四次來大馬
[5:12:59 PM] FUZZY says: 哈哈
[5:13:03 PM] 峰 says: 我來自台灣
[5:13:04 PM] FUZZY says: 不错，
[5:13:16 PM] FUZZY says: 尽情享受吧
[5:13:14 PM] 峰 says: 大饼???
[5:13:30 PM] 峰 says: 這麼特殊的名子
[5:13:43 PM] FUZZY says: 家里以前穷, 起了食物名字
[5:13:57 PM] 峰 says: 是歐
[5:14:26 PM] FUZZY says: 父母应该起“陈发达”更好
[5:14:28 PM] 峰 says: 看來大哥你很外向歐
[5:15:02 PM] FUZZY says: 你怎么找上 我？
[5:15:36 PM] 峰 says: 忘了說
[5:15:58 PM] 峰 says: 我公司是做健康檢查的
[5:16:08 PM] 峰 says: 我想請教你一下
[5:16:42 PM] FUZZY says: 是的？
[5:16:58 PM] 峰 says: 大馬這對於檢查的市場接受度如何
[5:17:26 PM] FUZZY says: 不错的，因为大妈人多数有病
[5:17:32 PM] 峰 says: 恩
[5:17:51 PM] 峰 says: 我公司是開在one u
[5:18:17 PM] FUZZY says: 尤其疲劳过度，月经失调，睡眠不足等等
[5:19:04 PM] FUZZY says: 尤其女人更多问题，因为大马
[5:19:34 PM] FUZZY says: 女人比较笨，又难看，很多有忧郁症
[5:19:36 PM] 峰 says: 恩
[5:19:39 PM] 峰 says: 是歐
[5:19:44 PM] 峰 says: 真的呀
[5:20:49 PM] FUZZY says: 大马女人胸部小吗，每个都自悲，蠢蠢常常被骗
[5:20:34 PM] 峰 says: 大哥你從事?
[5:21:25 PM] FUZZY says: 我是从事服务业，按摩院服务。
[5:21:26 PM] 峰 says: 是歐
[5:22:16 PM] FUZZY says: 男人比较少病，因为工作忙，四处花钱，没有时间生病
[5:22:54 PM] FUZZY says: 要是有事情，一般上都直接癌症死掉，很少长命
[5:23:07 PM] 峰 says: 是歐
[5:23:34 PM] FUZZY says: 你应该注重女性健康服务，肯定发达
[5:23:48 PM] FUZZY says: 你有吗？
[5:23:49 PM] 峰 says: 大哥這裡檢查貴嗎
[5:24:14 PM] 峰 says: 有呀
[5:24:23 PM] FUZZY says: 那方面呢?
[5:24:34 PM] 峰 says: 美容
[5:25:35 PM] FUZZY says: 检查脸? 他妈的,肯定亏本丫!
[5:25:50 PM] FUZZY says: 不行不行,你要改行
[5:26:08 PM] 峰 says: 大哥可以先加入我嗎
[5:26:43 PM] FUZZY says: 你要我进入你? 那方面?
[5:26:49 PM] 峰 says: 我們是做全身性健康檢查
[5:27:10 PM] 峰 says: 是skype
[5:27:36 PM] 峰 says: 我想讓你看些資料
[5:27:38 PM] FUZZY says: 你要我插入你skype的方面?
[5:27:46 PM] 峰 says: 恩
[5:27:56 PM] FUZZY says: 我有点混扰
[5:28:18 PM] FUZZY says: 危险吗?会怀孕吗?
[5:28:39 PM] 峰 says: 不是啦
[5:28:55 PM] 峰 says: skype把我加入好友
[5:29:24 PM] FUZZY says: 哦,好的.你是坏人吗?别骗我
[5:29:38 PM] 峰 says: 不是壞人啦
[5:29:42 PM] 峰 says: 已在吉隆坡 PJ IBM大樓成立,馬來西亞吉隆坡健檢中心 http://chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2007-11-10&sec=business&art=1110bs09.txt ,這網址是中國報對我公司所做的報導
[5:29:50 PM] FUZZY says: 我不随便和陌生人发生关系
[5:30:20 PM] 峰 says: 大哥你真愛說笑
[5:30:30 PM] 峰 says: 我不是同志啦
[5:30:23 PM] FUZZY says: 你是健康专人?
[5:30:34 PM] FUZZY says: 那么一定很厉害?!!!!
[5:31:26 PM] 峰 says: 大哥我可以找你來代理我公司的服務嗎
[5:31:29 PM] FUZZY says: 你保健方面一定很有经验?
[5:32:38 PM] 峰 says: 恩
[5:32:50 PM] 峰 says: 我做4年了
[5:32:57 PM] FUZZY says: 难得见到名医!!! 大师!!!
[5:33:02 PM] 峰 says: 我公司在台灣20年
[5:34:16 PM] FUZZY says: 大师请指点,我不明白为什么我性能力越来越差劲.是不是我喝酒太多?
[5:34:30 PM] 峰 says: 是
[5:34:35 PM] FUZZY says: 但是工作压力大,应酬很难避免!
[5:35:02 PM] FUZZY says: 女朋友就来扔掉我,真杜烂了!救命
[5:35:11 PM] 峰 says: 我建議大哥做檢查,我們有醫師和營養師會幫你
[5:36:04 PM] FUZZY says: 检查后就有机会阳具便大和更耐久了吗?
[5:36:51 PM] FUZZY says: 收费入 如何?
[5:38:03 PM] 峰 says: 大哥我們是做103項檢查
[5:38:16 PM] FUZZY says: 常常看报章什么保健,壮阳,一粒见效啦等等.真怕被骗!
[5:38:26 PM] 峰 傳送一個檔案 "opening MJ 1_Page_4.jpg" 給聊天室所有成員
[5:39:04 PM] 峰 says: 這是翁詩傑部長來我公司剪綵時的報導
[5:39:37 PM] FUZZY says: 大师请救命,我已经三十来岁了,还有有机会阳具便大和更耐久吗?!!
[5:40:24 PM] 峰 says: 大哥有時間來我公司參觀嗎
[5:40:38 PM] 峰 says: 我再和你討論
[5:40:57 PM] 峰 says: https://www.mjclinic.com.tw/video.aspx#
[5:41:12 PM] 峰 says: 這是我公司健康檢查介紹
[5:41:04 PM] FUZZY says: 在ONE UTAMA 吗?
[5:41:18 PM] 峰 says: 事的
[5:41:25 PM] FUZZY says: 应该可以,有没有折扣?
[5:41:51 PM] 峰 says: 一定比醫院便宜
[5:42:15 PM] FUZZY says: 萎阳方面过你们是不是专业?
[5:44:31 PM] 峰 says: 大哥我們可以先從精子數下手
[5:46:05 PM] FUZZY says: 谁去数呀?那需要好多天?我常常出国哪!!
[5:46:17 PM] FUZZY says: 多久呢一般上?
[5:46:18 PM] 峰 says: 不用
[5:47:02 PM] 峰 says: 大哥
[5:47:49 PM] 峰 says: 我建議你先做全身檢查,我們的醫生會幫你解答的
[5:48:02 PM] 峰 says: 因為才能找到原因
[5:48:09 PM] FUZZY says: 你们是用机器给精子吸出来吗?会疼痛吗?
[5:48:44 PM] 峰 says: 一般醫院做就有
[5:48:55 PM] 峰 says: 用手打出來
[5:49:40 PM] FUZZY says: 呀!好丢脸呀.对着你那里干得出?!!
[5:50:16 PM] 峰 says: 不是啦
[5:50:34 PM] 峰 says: 大多是一個小房間
[5:50:47 PM] 峰 says: 看影片方式
[5:52:07 PM] FUZZY says: 喂,你的手法好丢脸呀.... 真的这样吗?!!!可不可以给全身麻痹然后叫女护士帮我打....我情愿不知道....
[5:52:27 PM] 峰 says: 不行歐
[5:52:38 PM] 峰 says: 要自己做
[5:53:49 PM] FUZZY says: 大哥,我不隐瞒你,我有阳萎问题,又怎么能够看片就硬呢?! 除非可以吃药
[5:56:22 PM] FUZZY says: 你们晚上多少点关闭? 我不想给人知道我咕咕有问题.one utama那么多人.
[5:57:27 PM] 峰 says: 恩
[5:58:23 PM] 峰 says: 最近有時間嗎
[5:58:31 PM] FUZZY says: 晚上什么时间比较方便?
[5:58:34 PM] 峰 says: 我想帶你參觀
[5:58:49 PM] 峰 says: 說明一下我公司的服務
[5:59:09 PM] 峰 says: 7點到10點可以參觀
[5:59:16 PM] FUZZY says: 我下星期回来大马.比较喜欢晚上.安全没人看见
[5:59:47 PM] 峰 says: 但我12號就會離開大馬
[6:00:04 PM] FUZZY says: 好的,谢谢你,我会详细研究,只要你公司别骗我就好了.
[6:00:58 PM] FUZZY says: 没关系,我可以给你公司致电,肯定有人会服务我吧?
[6:00:59 PM] 峰 says: 大哥你電話是?
[6:01:24 PM] 峰 says: 大哥
[6:01:25 PM] FUZZY says: 不方便啦,我会联络你们.
[6:01:33 PM] FUZZY says: 很怕被骗.
[6:02:06 PM] 峰 says: 大哥我9月會再來
[6:02:35 PM] FUZZY says: 你的样子很想同性恋,给我一点时间,我会接受你的.别给我压力好吗?
[6:03:07 PM] 峰 says: 大哥
[6:03:18 PM] 峰 says: 我不是同性戀好嗎
[6:03:36 PM] 峰 says: 我對男人沒性趣歐
[6:03:52 PM] FUZZY says: 好啦,我明白啦,别扭扭捏捏.
[6:04:05 PM] 峰 says: 我是想找像你這種年紀的代理商
[6:04:25 PM] FUZZY says: 大家都是成年人,明白的.
[6:04:27 PM] 峰 says: 大哥,我不喜歡同性戀
[6:04:41 PM] 峰 says: 我會打同性戀的人歐
[6:04:50 PM] 峰 says: 希望你不是
[6:05:06 PM] FUZZY says: 哈,不要那么粗鲁嘛,人家怕疼!哈哈
[6:05:26 PM] FUZZY says: 好的,我要去干活,改天再谈.
[6:05:44 PM] 峰 says: 88
[6:06:44 PM] FUZZY says: 小弟,再会.有一天我可能会爱上你.时间可以改变一切,忍耐吧. :*
[6:07:05 PM] 峰 says: 不用
[6:07:13 PM] 峰 says: 死玻璃
for some reasons, i just have this sort of shit lucks, this is actually 2nd time,
another similar incident on January 29, 2008,
click to read another sohai bitch's crap
:)
Darling, Pay Me to Hamsup You !
morning breakfast - eat shit
afternoon lunch - eat shit
evening dinner - eat shiti dream hard
i wish hard too
maybe i need a change
a change that gives me better life
a job that allows me to see naked woman everyday
kinda job that bitches pay me for hamsup them - good.
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Queue to Buy Your Dream House
evening i gone out to dabao myself some fishball dinner. then i saw suddenly lots of big cars lining up near the gas station, and i wonder if this is another round of fuckign fuel price hike. and fuck lucky no, it turns out to be crap load of rich jack asses in seri petaling queuing up to buy some semi D and double stories at RM500K - 800K thousands range woh - who fuck say econ no good....
look at the queue
next morning juga
and these are the cars they drivingFriday, July 4, 2008
JB Sex Tap Again!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Interesting Bloggers Behind the Anus
off course, how can u not try to find out who's the chick behind the star of anal scandal? - after reading the news, damn, immediately i Googled "Janna Syariza" and yahoo! top on the Google search - another phenomenon of the power of blogging on search results especially if u are associated to asshole.
so wanna see how she looked like? nope- can't find no shits from Google image, likely kena censored joh. but according to her blog (yes ! she got one!) says someone curi her photo and now is in circulation in the market. oh yes.... all i have to do is just ..... wait... some how some of my asshole horny friends will eventually email me a copy, just like Tammy, just like Dr. Chua, just like Edison.
interestingly, by the time i visit her blog, there were already 150 over bloggers commented on her posts entitled "thru the storm" where she mentioned she will standby her husband. and yes, i have done a great community service and made some good summary for u before u browse her website. so who are these bloggers somehow related to Janna or at least they are keen to posts comment on her blog?
Janna Supporters
- generally they are like young friends or housewives whom are religiously concerned over her, but when i browse their blogs, i found most of them are actually either VERY SUPER casual blogger whom started blog less than a year. i cant comment much because most of their comments are 5% English 95% quran quotes. and yes, they are old aunties.
Hot Chicks Blogger
oh my fucking grandmother tits with nipple rings, i tell ya u have to check them out!! these ladies are hot, lovely, super cute and i would loose 1 testicle if i ever get to date any of them. but again, they don't seemed to be genuine bloggers anyway, little posts, lousy content and mostly also late 2007 years old bloggers. check em out ! lina , beachbum, arry
Hot Tempered Blogger
interestingly we have there bunch of hot head bad ass attitudes tulan bloggers who posted lots of tew nia ma alike posts like:
"WOW! you sure do love the attention don't you?And from your writing, you sure don't mind the fact that, your tall-strong-fiance was sodomized by someone trice his age - repeatedly." - Syed Marwan
" is so funny that she has just started her blog about two weeks ago, as if she knows something is coming. Now that she has many traffic to her blog, what's next? Don't you think this is fishy?" - Veronicle
"as a woman, I would advise you to just remain silent on this. Should you choose to "stand by your man" tak payah lah nak publicize about your intention. ..I hope you're actually getting something out of this. ..Otherwise it's just foolish." - Sara Pandora
- the winner is -
- "Cehh.. ini macam punya melayu pun ada.. moga Allah kabulkan doa kami agar ko bedua kena panah dgn kilat bila bsanding nnt dan punya anak yg cacat.. amin:" - The One
Jack Ass Bloggers
"Janna, I luv u so much" - Mat Cyber
"Hmm... did Saiful really go to the TPM office to seek for a scholarship???" - Leez
and the winner in my opinion is this guy who made a marriage proposal to Janna - "Surat Cinta Kepada Janna Syariza" by cursing malay
sources : http://jannamohdzaki.blogspot.com/
Do You Tip?
i have seen many generous friends always not taking the coin change in restaurants. not only in fine posh dining places like Altantuya Mongolian Grilled House or Kalimutu M16 Curry House, we are talking about even at tulan fastfood restaurants as KFC or McD. all i wanna ask is this - don't u fucka's have no other better place to spend your money than spending on something which you already paid for? what does it mean actually?
just look at your bill carefully ass holes, after the government sales tax 5%, do you see a big fucking note there "service charge"? that is not TAX, that is not what in the MENU, that is something called TIPS or "I-secretly-charge-you-one" fee. wake up fellas! stop paying additional tips unnecessary, if u want to do charity, contribute to my aeroplane1234 TFK condom fund, which is more meaningful.
all i want to say is - picking up coins from the balance is no worst of than picking up dropped coins on the floor, nothing to be embarrassed for loving coins, nothing to be shameful of taking what you are not suppose to pay for. oh yea, you may say you intentionally leave the money there so that these money will eventually go into a pool of tips bank that benefits the poor waitresses there - let me remind you, if you are the restaurant owner, what'll u do with this extra ''income''?
so my fellow sohais out there, pls pay tips ONCE. especially for the lanjiao restaurants where you yourself have to Queue to order, Carry your own food & Find your own seats.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Yo Bitch, Let's Make Love
"yo bitch"
"what"
"Let's fuck, im horny"
"what happened la, baru finished watching porn ah?"
"no, because i saw u on lipstick and wearing high heels today"
