Woman and Erectile Dysfunction

newspaper says ladies these days are more concerned about the erectile dysfunction problems about their men, and turns out that they visit doctors for consultancies more than men themselves do. so how does it go?

imagine a whore queuing up in the clinic to get a number sitting down with bunch of jackass men around whom are about to do circumcision, have their penis chewed by rat or on senior citizen's napkin. (typically happens in urology department- i guess)

"Mary Fong" the nurse called the name, and everyone will start thinking this bitch must be a transsexual.

"so how can I help you Madam?" doctor says
"oh its not me, it's my husband, his gugu cannot get hard", replied the bitch
"what's gugu?"
"oh, i mean lanjiao"
" .......-_-"..... ok... i guess u mean he got erectile dysfunction..... ok, but i need to see first then i can diagnoss my dear.."

"hai meh? aiay i didn't bring his cock here woh, how ah? but i got a picture in my hand phone can use or not?"
".......... I'm affright thats not too much of a use, can I see him in person i mean, it's hard to imagine the whole situation without his presence"
"ya la, i told him to come, he malu woh, say scared people see him come see doctor then the whole neighborhood laugh at him at the back say he mou lan yong 没轮用 woh."
"....... i can understand that embarrassment, ok, let's try to see what can we achieve today. can you roughly tell me the bigger picture here?"


"ok, his lanjiao ah......."
"maam, pls, you are embarasing my nurse here"
"soli, ok, his cock ah (.....-_-"......) originally also very cham already, something like.... ah the pen in your pocket like taht loh, so no matter how you play or goncang ah, no use one, still soft like ular only"
"then? did you try any stimulant"
"tried many things already, coca cola mix papper, minyak angin, tongkat ali with whiskey even rubber band and broken chopstick"
"rubber band & broken chopstick?"
"u also try before ah? damn painful la, like 1 big 1 small cock in-out the hole together, crazy"


"................... 0.0 ........................ ok ma'am, i don't thing i can help much at the moment, it's better you come with your husband next time, that will be much better"
"tew lei la doctor, if i can cum with him u think i still need to see you ar, sometimes you doctor think we are sohai, trying to cheat me ah, talk kok only 吊你啊妈飞机场大燃昂勾勾"
"ok, whatever, sorry ma'am, you can leave now, i promise you no charges for this session, please go in peace"
"off course no charge me la, u dare ah, i tew you until your mother also cannot recognize your asshole wonder if it's your mouth instead医生没苟用，鬼不狠给车车苟死"


".... well, i guess i know the issue here, it's called voluntary erectile don-wanna-function, get rid of you....... then your husband's lanjiao will get well very soon..."

Nike Quality Bullshit

the website says:

Nike Free - Features

- the lightweight breathable upper keeps your feet cool and dry when you're stepping up the pace
- phylite and phylon in the midsole and outsole combine with the mesh upper to keep your load extra light
- the soft durable outsole has deep slices that allow it to bend, flex and move with your foot
- grooves in the forefoot allow the toes to grip the ground and dig in for extra power on take-offs

but they didn't mention


less than a year the color between left and right piece
will be different

tew
damn malu to wear it now

http://www.nikefree.com.my/?ref=http://www.nike.com/nikefree

Seremban Better than KL?

saw this ad on the bus, not too sure they are trying to imply

KL SUX
or
SEREMBAN is better

but please tell me first,
is seremban's fucking buses
are any cleaner than KL ones?

Too Late to Talk Kok

whilst the New Chief Minister mentioned against hudut law



MCA also say they against Islamic law woh



ah Q also say aint gonna buy Islamic law.





how come suddenly MCA so speak up joh geh?

Playground Dynamite

happens my aunt from USA was back for her holiday and brought her few stupid banana kids to the playground in Tesco cheras. i always disagree and hated my school teacher preaching about evolution and keep telling me i originated from monkey species. but i may be wrong.


i don't really blame assholes kids behaving like chicken had the penis cut off, because they exactly behave the way their fucking useless brainless parents does anyway. if they r parents are sensible beings, they unlikely will be borne to behave like this. so fuck these kids, fuck their parents. i'm not saying kids are not suppose to be expressive and let loose once a while, which is good instead of keeping angers to themselves and turned into suffiah Yusof someday. but i can't tolerate irresponsible acts of kids doing things that potentially harmful to themselves and others.

but anyway, i hate children, i hate parents and i hate playgrounds and i hate play land operators especially mother fuckers charging RM4 per kids and do nothing to ensure safety of children. hmm... where are the workers ha? here u go

one is bz dozing off collecting money

one is lamley looking after the gate


one is sleeping


Welcome to Tesco Cheras !
they certainly forgotten their theme
Tesco - 'every little helps'

4 wives 41 kids

this news article caught my attention and really makes me wonder which bitch wanna marry to a sohai with 27 kids and 3 wives already. she may be either blind, stupid, 3 tits "something" must be impressively attractive of the man, maybe he is loaded with gold bars and runs a money printing business at the basement.

or maybe he must be gorgeously looking with charm, charisma and looked like Justin timberlake.....eh..... i think it ain't true loh. he is bald, fat, old, looked like camel's ass and nope he ain't trillionaire, coz the newspaper say he is "estate negotiator" woh...... TNS.... that means sales man loh! hmmm... or maybe i am wrong to assume salesman is poor or useless geh, maybe he is really hardworking and very rich leh!? hmm.. how rich can he be, or should i ask how much he should be making ah?

ok, let see how useful is my mathematic after my parents worked off their ass off and spend all their live savings allowing me to finish - SRP. based on some estimation by experts family of 2 adult 4 kids in city earning RM3000 per month is just ngam ngam - not enuff woh. what about 4 adults 27 kids (he say want 40 kids tim)?

housing loan 600 - $1300 (31 persons squeezing in same house ah? small town semi D also cost RM240,000 la, installment should be atleast RM 1300 gua)
car loan 500 - $1200 (has to at least own 2 cars, no way 4 wives 1 husband can take care of 27 kids's schooling? 1 kancil ( husband) 1 Rusa (do they still sell?) )
food 500 - $2500 la easily, unless the kids eat grass meh!
transportation 600 - $2000 take bus FOC ah, ur father open gah?
education 500 - $3000 assume saja la. if go college calculate by Chinese 1million 1 son... die lagi
others 300 - $1000 , cincai assume saja

so meaning this mother fucker needs $11000 income per month to reasonably sustain this family, ok say i'm envy about few things here: old man still can fuck, ugly man can get 4 women unlimited sex rest of his life, he can make good money, he got 27 kids at least to look after him when he gotta die someday..... all i am asking for here is .....


can someone check if his income justifies his expenses? TAX THE FUCKER!!

Obituary in Newspaper

in Memory of Gunver Hanson

- 8th June 2008 -


her work inspired millions

setforth a major leap in flat bed Interior Design industry

masterpieces were sold worldwide

her smile

her charming face

will be forever remembered

why is she special



why do i blog about her



something must be wrong here



aeroplane dont blog shits like this






tew nia ma
its a IKEA advertsiement
can you people get a better photo next time?!

MCA Branch Erection!

pheeew

German pork hand (knuckle)


wow
attack from the side woh

aiseh
hamsup the armpit tim!

What the FUCK!
korek the crotch !!!

oh ic, its MCA branch election some bitch kena elected woh. normally i dont horn over old woman, but when talking about crotch attack... hey, i admit im sick evil fuck. i still remember those days when my dad spoke about MCA election it was like big deal, because they were in power, gain favour, politically linked, commercially available and telling people u are involved in MCA is as glam as saying u got 2 penises in ur pocket. haiz... but these days... i dont know, just maybe me, i dont even recall how to spell MCA anymore. or maybe i should say, are they for the chinese anymore?


speaking of penis, erection and MCA, on the same article it talked about the man of man, penis of all dicks, and long cock of the modern medicine - Dr. got Elected also woh!! congratulation Doc, this is the right spirit, Clinton got a blow job then re bounced big time after series of scandals, and his wife is hornier then ever running for presidency. so you should be better, after fucking the pros, i want to see you way towards the top, be a proud fucker , great role model for us to learn from. if you follow closely what clinton has done, you should start to write a book first say "big dick big doc" then go around town to be guest VVVVIP speakers on national forums "power root of the economy". i tell ya, u can easily get nominated to OSCAR follow by preidency.

Dr. I support you !!!

Not Your Average Super Hero

*ringing tone*

"yea, hello"

"hey, bitch, its me, i'm tryin to get us some super hero movie tickets"

"sounds good, what movie"

"not too sure, but something has to do with hand and the cock"

"wtf....-_-"

"say if i win the tickets, can we make love or not? like superman and Lois Lane?"

"depends if it's good movie or not"

"hey, it's Will Smith ok, should be cool"

"ok, then at least you should be able to get a handjob"

"alright! so you gonna use ur left or right hand?"

"i meant you do it yourself !!! what a cheap pig..."

*hang up*


need a good reason to get laid? try to win this contest. good luck !



-.-

City Life

7:00am - Jam like hell to KL

8:45am - breakfast @ KLCC food court


9:15am - conference @ KL Convention Centre


12:00 pm - lunch @ highway rest area


2:00pm - Tee off


3:30pm - break after 9 hole


5:00pm - 18th hole done


6:00pm - pordige dinner @hawker centre


8:00pm - watch Astro


10:00pm - go da bao supper @ mamak


10:30pm - buy pirate DVD @ road side


11:00pm - mabuk and watch movie




the wheel of the bus
go round and round

round and round
round and round

the wheel of the bus
go round and round

all around the town

The one I love or The one who Fits me?

one day morning was listening to the radio station 988. DJs were talking about the modern criterias of choosing relationship partners. one of them believes in marrying someone whom you love, whilst the other DJ says it is better to marry someone who's character fits you & your lifestyle, and you may not need to love such person.

numbers of callers commented that they too has given up on the idea of the search for true love, because true love is painful, true love is tiring and most importantly, true love diminishes. it is easy to pour your love to someone you love, but in return he/she may not do u vice verse, which i can apprehend must be heart breaking. one of the callers too mentioned that it is better to marry someone that tolerates or can accept you and your lifestyle because love turns into hatred when tolerance is weakened, love turns sours when differences in character overwhelmed passionate feel and lastly, likeness or love is ''constructible'' after all.

then the DJ opined that the modern people are so shallow in their thoughts and our basic natural sense of love has been overpowered by the raelisim of material world making us such emotionless machines living in this city of concrete.

i feel so touched about such important topic of discussion and made me once again remembers we are no robots but human with flesh and blood. i cant stop thinking over this matter and started to wonder if i should be awaken from becoming one of the numbed beasts in this urbanised society, liking someone for material benefit, loving someone for it is easy and marrying someone for monetary reasons.

yes, i should rethink this serious matter again.
yes, i am not animal
yes, i should make a choice as human being

between
the one I love
and
the one who fits me
I 'll choose

the one with bigger tits

(o) (o)

Woman and Golf Creativity

one of the main reason woman can never understand why man likes soccer is because ladies seldom like playing the game. since they can't try, they will not em, and they will hate em, just like trying on clothes.

so what's going to happen if we let woman try golfing?

Woman and Golf Ball
Uploaded by aeroplane1234

Ba Chang in the Metropol

Ba Chang, not Bar Chang Beer, not Boh Chup and certainly not Ba Wei 霸位. it's kind of chinese rice dumpling where they eat on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month, i am not suppose to remember this festive, as a middle class, work-ed my ass off week-ender in this metropolis of Key El fuck town where people are heartless, selfish and full of shits.

maybe i shouldn't have read about friends blog on this lovely festive, where it meant reunnion and family value to many. i have almost forgotten how my home made Ba Chang taste like, all i can remember was the pyramid shaped shit with full of nuts, rice, fatty pork and trillions of spices -i certainly loved it. so how can i celebrate this memorable date without an actual ba chang? - have to be creative loh....


ah fuck, my drawing sux, so i better write it down that this is 粽子 and not a fat whore wearing G-string. oh tew, i don't even remember how to write zong zi in Chinese. let me recall, the festive of 裹粽子(i think thats how ba chang is translated from) is to remember one of the greatest sohai poet in chinese history called QU YUAN 屈原, who was a sucker got set up and killed by the palace politics. his dead body was then thrown into the river, in order not to have the fishes eating his stinking dead body, villagers made this dumplings and cast them onto the water to feed the fish rather. well, you want to know how stupid chinese was, there you go.

but it's too late to remember this at this hour, because no one sells it anymore out there and certainly i don't have some old folks at my house anymore whom i can be fed again this crazy invention of 5000 years of Chinese wisdom. so - how can one celebrate Ba Chang festive without a Ba Chang? well, seems like i have to settle with my imaginative 2D Zong Zi / Ba Chang and 500 years history of meaukow VSOP.

happy ba chang

to all the lonely ass holes out there

*cheers*

Ultimate Car Ultimate Number

the ultimate car

the ultimate number plate

damn

whoa

.

.

.

i wish the driver hit a cow

and car flip over

enter into longkang full of shit

KNN
.
.
.
and yea
pay fucking petrol till
you drop ur pants
ass hole

RM2.70 Stupid Bithces

had a beer appointment at sri petaling, suddenly see the car in front of me start crawling like whores on 2 kilo of dope. i am wondering what the fuck is going on. riot? raining jam? fight? accident? street quarrel? sohai got killed? then i recalled it's due to the announcement of petrol rise and all the stupid Malaysian who queue up to pump petrols are causing the whole nation's GDP looses.


yesterday 4am i heard over the radio a caller said it well, people are up to the extend of fighting at the petrol station because of long queue and engage themselves in high tension arguments. basically these are meaningless act of sohais, basically no one points a gun to ur fucking head to get fueled up, u have a choice not to queue anyway. take it easy man, it's not the end of the world, you just need to masturbate more and fuck less, that will reduce condom consumptions greatly.










this morning then i see this news paper and realize these are some of the sohais caused me to be late to beer and gone home late. fuck them, fuck their cars, fuck their sisters and fuck their petrol cards too. some more say so happy and proud saying waited 30-90 min to be able to get fueled up is "worth it" -i tell ya, no surprise waiting is not an issue for them and obviously they have wait for 20 more years to get laid i guess, by that time they could have saved enough money to pay to get laid. Tew Lei la!


off course, i think we have bigger issue to complain about besides the virginity of these women. according to the news paper, again, they keep saying Malaysia's petrol price is lowest in Asia, and government has been subsidizing petrol which amounts significant expenses of the national income bla bla bla. and some experts too mentioned 4.8% of inflation will continue to rise hence we should go back to car pool and change our lifestyle. oh yea. change the government also not bad idea mah, just matter of vote, much easier -_-"

but i don't understand as if they are first day at work not knowing the problem, the issue is not on petrol price alone, in fact is the lavish government spending unnecessary $ everywhere else except places that adds value to the Malaysia human resources and the economy. the reliance on petrol was too overwhelming up to the point where it's beyond the capacity to absorb and tolerate oil price increases. oh yea, we are net trade surplus country.. fuck you... its bullshit and we know when FDI pull their plugs a quarter or more our GDP will be evaporated. these are foreigner's $, not yours jack ass. electronics.... fuck you... tell me which electronics brand belongs to Malaysia?

oh my God,

why suddenly so much increase in these few years??

someone must be sleeping on this matter!!!!!

or someone must have been sleeping.

Madonna in Taman OUG

walan neh.
Madonna in OUG !!!

i remember years back there was a porn site called www.madonna.com, then kena sue by her and lost millions of dollars.

well, i dont think Madonna bothers about a small shop like this in Taman OUG. but i wonder if the owner knows about the potential legal risk he is taking.

Speeding for Hennessy at Aloha

on way to KL from Port Dickson, and i see this damn straits of red lights before piling up in front of me, my humble knowledge tells me this means -

BIG JAM and u will be DAMN LATE FOR APPOINTMENTS! and may kena tew very soon by botak and KY


so i have to exercise my tax payers right to enjoy fullest all the road and infrastructure which i have paid for and topped up by paying tol to PLUS - service lane you go!


again, after 40 min jam from PD to Nilai, its all due to a minor incident where a trailer was burnt down to ground and infact it's so dark and who can see it anyway. despite the trailer wasn't blocking any of the highway lane, KNS as usual everyone just slowdown for no reason to 'have a look' another TNS attitude of fellow Malaysian.

BTW, where the hell was i heading to?


to attend a mega party put up by Hennessey to promote their new cocktail line so called Hennessey Artistries woh. where some cool performances by big time names like Point Blanc, Bangkok Invaders, VJ Callen. (actually i dont know any of them, who cares. VIP pass given by Nuffnang, better give face and get drunk mega lo)


look at that pretty chick holding the mic
no - i am not fantasying any BJ act


suddenly i got a SMS from KY

"stop masturbating at the dance floor, look up, fucker"


and do you want to know how mega the party was?





just look up to level 3 balcony, so many hands and camera sticking out and these are all the 2 million Nuffnang bloggers.

want to see more nice pictures?
google image them,
u cant get any from this blog

Thanks Nicholas.


ps: i was down there because the sohai bitch at the entrance didn't know anything about Nuffnang's arrangement and sickened to explain to her for 15 min, so decided open a bottle at the bar there. actually aint too bad, $268 for Hennessey VSOP is good deal. Later she did came and apologize to me saying if i want to go to level three (which she finally get to know). i say only if i can get a BJ from her. (kidding). but it's ok, i can't drink cocktail anyway, have alergy to sexy drinks like that.