She Thinks I am Sohai

SKYPE Conversation With an unknown stranger caller during office hour:

[2:35:57 PM] Joyce_ng says:

要成功就須要改變而且想換工作的比例，高達七成三這麼多人想跳槽主要還是因為對薪水及公司的福利不滿意,另外工作時間太長,工作量、工作壓力過大也讓很多人想換工作,究竟哪個行業的薪水福利比較好呢？傷腦筋！！！~~~五千元小額創業~完整培訓系統~輔導獨立經營~~~ 很多人都在選擇及猶豫中錯過許多機會,其實大膽的去尋找 事實真象 才能有所收獲 (bla bla bla, you want to get rich quick, call me, bla bla bla)

共勉之,
Joyce Ng 012-

[2:37:21 PM] FUZZY says: tew, what fuck message is this
[2:38:09 PM] Joyce_ng says: hi
[2:38:20 PM] FUZZY says: watszup
[2:41:36 PM] Joyce_ng says: you wan to earn extra money?
[2:41:42 PM] Joyce_ng says: just working from home
[2:41:52 PM] Joyce_ng says: our company have a great system
[2:41:58 PM] FUZZY says: yea. why not.
[2:42:06 PM] FUZZY says: but do i have to get naked?
[2:42:09 PM] Joyce_ng says: can support you with a better life
[2:42:20 PM] FUZZY says: someone marrying me or what?
[2:42:39 PM] Joyce_ng says: no la
[2:42:52 PM] Joyce_ng says: making $ by ur own


[2:43:51 PM] FUZZY says: scary
[2:43:59 PM] FUZZY says: "can support you with better life"
[2:44:04 PM] Joyce_ng says: scary ?
[2:44:05 PM] Joyce_ng says: haha
[2:44:05 PM] FUZZY says: sounds like selling myself
[2:44:11 PM] FUZZY says: ayam meh
[2:44:18 PM] Joyce_ng says: is doing ur own businees with limit amout
[2:44:30 PM] Joyce_ng says: provide you with better life
[2:44:34 PM] Joyce_ng says: can work from home
[2:44:56 PM] Joyce_ng says: our company have systematic system
[2:45:00 PM] Joyce_ng says: you can work from home
[2:45:05 PM] FUZZY says: but i seldom go home
[2:45:07 PM] Joyce_ng says: as part time/ full time
[2:45:23 PM] Joyce_ng says: u just need 1 PC which can online
[2:45:24 PM] Joyce_ng says: enough
[2:45:37 PM] FUZZY says: sounds like some tele marketing?


[2:45:57 PM] Joyce_ng says: we have the better product
[2:46:06 PM] Joyce_ng says: to our customer
[2:46:19 PM] FUZZY says: but serious i dont want to get involve in illegal business
[2:46:29 PM] FUZZY says: those selling pirate dvd, sell porns or dildo cannot do
[2:46:35 PM] Joyce_ng says: not illegal la
[2:46:39 PM] Joyce_ng says: no no
[2:46:47 PM] Joyce_ng says: we are legal business
[2:46:57 PM] Joyce_ng says: is a global business
[2:47:02 PM] FUZZY says: not underground sell sex pills or drugs like that, dont want to go to jail
[2:47:09 PM] Joyce_ng says: no no
[2:47:16 PM] Joyce_ng says: I alr told you
[2:47:21 PM] Joyce_ng says: we are legal business


[2:47:23 PM] FUZZY says: but how to do business using 1 PC
[2:47:36 PM] FUZZY says: game business ah? online pac man?
[2:47:38 PM] Joyce_ng says: we have system
[2:47:42 PM] Joyce_ng says: if you interest
[2:47:50 PM] Joyce_ng says: i wan make a appointment with you
[2:47:58 PM] Joyce_ng says: I will cal you and explain more
[2:48:00 PM] FUZZY says: scared la
[2:48:07 PM] FUZZY says: later u are crook tipu my $$
[2:48:13 PM] FUZZY says: i read newspaper so many crookss
[2:48:20 PM] Joyce_ng says: our company is global business
[2:48:32 PM] Joyce_ng says: you hear ABCDEife be4?
[2:48:35 PM] FUZZY says: so global that can do business in 1 pc?
[2:48:37 PM] Joyce_ng says: i know
[2:48:40 PM] Joyce_ng says: yaya
[2:48:46 PM] Joyce_ng says: I also do it by PC


[2:48:50 PM] FUZZY says: ABCDEife....... something like tongkat ali right?
[2:48:56 PM] Joyce_ng says: coz now adays, without PC
[2:48:58 PM] FUZZY says: ali cafe
[2:49:02 PM] Joyce_ng says: cant survir
[2:49:05 PM] FUZZY says: taht one only indian buy
[2:49:12 PM] Joyce_ng says: no la
[2:49:22 PM] Joyce_ng says: you can go www.ABCDEife.com
[2:49:33 PM] Joyce_ng says: this is NYSE company
[2:49:35 PM] FUZZY says: so how to sell? call one by one ah
[2:49:51 PM] FUZZY says: sound so simple. like everyone also can do like that
[2:49:55 PM] Joyce_ng says: we have system to help you
[2:50:07 PM] Joyce_ng says: doing this product is very simple
[2:50:09 PM] Joyce_ng says: really


[2:50:16 PM] FUZZY says: but i cant speak, very shy person. later people scold then start to cry
[2:50:24 PM] Joyce_ng says: haha
[2:50:32 PM] Joyce_ng says: we no need well speaker
[2:50:40 PM] Joyce_ng says: we just need serious work ppls
[2:50:41 PM] FUZZY says: dont even need to speak?
[2:50:50 PM] Joyce_ng says: well speaker no = well done in work
[2:51:00 PM] FUZZY says: just play internet to sell drug?
[2:51:09 PM] Joyce_ng says: i alr told you
[2:51:15 PM] Joyce_ng says: is legal product
[2:51:23 PM] Joyce_ng says: not drug
[2:51:27 PM] Joyce_ng says: not dvd
[2:51:39 PM] Joyce_ng says: if you hv time, you can go www.ABCDEife.com
[2:51:44 PM] Joyce_ng says: i no lie you
[2:51:54 PM] Joyce_ng says: may I know where you stay?
[2:51:58 PM] FUZZY says: ABCDE life is sell drug ma
[2:52:01 PM] FUZZY says: health care right
[2:52:02 PM] Joyce_ng says: Kl? which state?
[2:52:10 PM] Joyce_ng says: wat drug?
[2:52:16 PM] Joyce_ng says: is health care
[2:52:18 PM] FUZZY says: drug = healthcare product la
[2:52:25 PM] FUZZY says: haiya.... drug = medcine ma


[2:52:27 PM] Joyce_ng says: you can hv more detail at the website
[2:52:37 PM] Joyce_ng says: if you really serious wan to start ur own business
[2:52:37 PM] FUZZY says: u think "drug" = bad things meh
[2:52:45 PM] Joyce_ng says: this is the time for you
[2:52:51 PM] Joyce_ng says: no wan loss the chance
[2:53:01 PM] FUZZY says: interesting business.
[2:53:09 PM] FUZZY says: so if work today tomorow can buy new car?
[2:53:16 PM] Joyce_ng says: sure can
[2:53:21 PM] Joyce_ng says: if you work hard
[2:53:30 PM] Joyce_ng says: you can get wat ever you wan
[2:53:37 PM] Joyce_ng says: can retired youger
[2:53:39 PM] Joyce_ng says: younger
[2:53:48 PM] Joyce_ng says: go travel everywhere
[2:54:15 PM] FUZZY says: woah!
[2:54:17 PM] FUZZY says: sounds so excited
[2:54:28 PM] FUZZY says: i can see the light at the end of tunnel
[2:54:40 PM] FUZZY says: last time they say got angel on this planet. i never believe
[2:54:47 PM] FUZZY says: i think u are the angel


[2:56:15 PM] Joyce_ng says: if you are serious wan start ur business
[2:56:18 PM] Joyce_ng says: now is the time
[2:56:38 PM] Joyce_ng says: once the chance go, you will loss it
[2:59:31 PM] FUZZY says: so tempting
[2:59:46 PM] FUZZY says: how many people succesful already ah?
[3:00:12 PM] Joyce_ng says: many many
[3:00:19 PM] Joyce_ng says: coz is global business
[3:00:21 PM] FUZZY says: you also one of the succesful one?
[3:00:26 PM] FUZZY says: u drive S class ah?
[3:00:27 PM] Joyce_ng says: coz is infinity
[3:00:34 PM] Joyce_ng says: i no yet reach the level
[3:00:46 PM] FUZZY says: no wonder u still playing skype like me
[3:00:50 PM] Joyce_ng says: but is the one wan to rich
[3:00:59 PM] Joyce_ng says: what?
[3:01:08 PM] FUZZY says: i mean not yet that level ma u say
[3:01:08 PM] Joyce_ng says: this business is all though internet
[3:01:18 PM] FUZZY says: wow.
[3:01:20 PM] Joyce_ng says: so skype is one of the way to communicate


[3:01:30 PM] FUZZY says: why u so kind heart want to help me?
[3:01:34 PM] FUZZY says: u know me meh??
[3:01:38 PM] Joyce_ng says: the level i reach, i will go to moon travel lo
[3:01:48 PM] Joyce_ng says: i dont know u
[3:01:49 PM] FUZZY says: or i appear to be like typical motherfucking poor person ?
[3:01:54 PM] FUZZY says: so cham
[3:01:59 PM] Joyce_ng says: just wan to let our malaysia ppls know
[3:02:03 PM] Joyce_ng says: we can be rich
[3:02:07 PM] FUZZY says: alright!
[3:02:11 PM] FUZZY says: thats the spirit
[3:02:23 PM] Joyce_ng says: no wan in sleepy mode liao
[3:02:30 PM] FUZZY says: i wonder if become rich what can i do
[3:02:33 PM] Joyce_ng says: we are the poor chinese in this asia
[3:02:43 PM] FUZZY says: yaaya. so cham
[3:02:48 PM] Joyce_ng says: you see how Taiwan, Hk, singapore ppls success???
[3:02:53 PM] Joyce_ng says: we also can, right???
[3:02:59 PM] FUZZY says: everyday pagi pagi eat roti saja, so tulan
[3:03:01 PM] Joyce_ng says: we also ppl same as them
[3:03:19 PM] FUZZY says: yea. thats why i dont believe they got bigger dick than malaysian.
[3:03:22 PM] FUZZY says: we are all PEOPLE!!!!
[3:03:26 PM] FUZZY says: why so UNFAIR!!


[3:03:37 PM] Joyce_ng says: so this is depend you
[3:03:45 PM] FUZZY says: cannot depend la. borne with geh mah
[3:03:51 PM] Joyce_ng says: u wan be rich? poor? or still keep compliate
[3:04:03 PM] FUZZY says: borne to be rich poor long short fat thin juicy or dry
[3:04:12 PM] FUZZY says: its DESTINED!
[3:04:16 PM] Joyce_ng says: no no no
[3:04:20 PM] Joyce_ng says: i no believe it
[3:04:27 PM] FUZZY says: why u no believe it
[3:04:27 PM] Joyce_ng says: all is depend our self
[3:04:29 PM] FUZZY says: or u dont believe it
[3:04:36 PM] Joyce_ng says: if you no wan to work, how u be ricjh
[3:04:38 PM] Joyce_ng says: rich
[3:04:46 PM] FUZZY says: depend our self or depends on ourselves?
[3:04:53 PM] FUZZY says: yea work also POOR
[3:04:53 PM] Joyce_ng says: u rich because yr parents? also no use
[3:04:54 PM] FUZZY says: why ah
[3:04:59 PM] Joyce_ng says: coz u r not the ppl rich


[3:05:03 PM] FUZZY says: we work also hard like DOG
[3:05:08 PM] FUZZY says: tapi like no hope like that
[3:05:12 PM] Joyce_ng says: so why want to work ask poor???
[3:05:22 PM] Joyce_ng says: so now i hv a hope for you
[3:05:32 PM] Joyce_ng says: if you feel this 30Th
[3:05:44 PM] FUZZY says: you got hope for me? can get me a girlfriend or what
[3:05:46 PM] Joyce_ng says: I will ask u go to see the seminar
[3:05:55 PM] Joyce_ng says: wan or no wan.... depent u
[3:06:00 PM] Joyce_ng says: i no lie u
[3:06:11 PM] Joyce_ng says: after you go this seminar
[3:06:21 PM] Joyce_ng says: what you wan is inside there
[3:06:25 PM] Joyce_ng says: all depend you
[3:06:27 PM] FUZZY says: after seminar i can go inside u ?
[3:06:28 PM] Joyce_ng says: ok la
[3:06:36 PM] FUZZY says: sounds cool!
[3:06:40 PM] FUZZY says: but where is the seminar
[3:06:50 PM] Joyce_ng says: at Kl
[3:07:04 PM] FUZZY says: so damn far. u can drive me there or not
[3:07:04 PM] Joyce_ng says: i will tell you the time and actual place later
[3:07:08 PM] Joyce_ng says: sorry
[3:07:10 PM] Joyce_ng says: i no from Kl
[3:07:17 PM] Joyce_ng says: but u can go to the seminar
[3:07:24 PM] Joyce_ng says: want poor or rich depend you
[3:07:25 PM] FUZZY says: u dont teman me i so scared!!!!
[3:07:29 PM] Joyce_ng says: i need to go now
[3:07:31 PM] FUZZY says: later go inside kena tangkap culik!!!
[3:07:34 PM] Joyce_ng says: there hv ppl can bring u
[3:07:42 PM] FUZZY says: safe or not those people
[3:07:48 PM] Joyce_ng says: pls, there all is kind ppl
[3:07:50 PM] Joyce_ng says: and rich
[3:07:56 PM] Joyce_ng says: all is kind ppls
[3:07:58 PM] FUZZY says: newspaper say so many jokers out there just waiting to rape me
[3:08:03 PM] FUZZY says: ok ok...
[3:08:10 PM] FUZZY says: let me ask my father first.
[3:08:11 PM] Joyce_ng says: then you no wan bring ur money go lo
[3:08:16 PM] Joyce_ng says: bring nothing
[3:08:18 PM] FUZZY says: how much i need to bring?
[3:08:19 PM] Joyce_ng says: just go the seminar
[3:08:25 PM] Joyce_ng says: no need scare
[3:08:30 PM] FUZZY says: pakai baju?
[3:08:38 PM] Joyce_ng says: i need to go now
[3:08:40 PM] Joyce_ng says: bye
[3:08:42 PM] FUZZY says: k


[3:09:02 PM] Joyce_ng says: if u reall serious
[3:09:07 PM] Joyce_ng says: then just email me
[3:09:13 PM] FUZZY says: thank you
[3:09:15 PM] FUZZY says: u so kind.
[3:09:16 PM] Joyce_ng says: Joyce.ng.xxx@gmail.com
[3:09:17 PM] FUZZY says: u sure go heaven
[3:09:40 PM] FUZZY says: i will let u know. i pray to my late father's spirit first
[3:09:42 PM] FUZZY says: ask for more guidance
[3:09:45 PM] FUZZY says: thank you .

Google Translator vs Dirty Me

technology rules, this Google translation software rocks, it does translation from English to Chinese within split seconds and the accuracy is - unbelievable. i was trying to translate some documents and the results were stunningly good

to manage cash handling, purchasing and credit control activities
可以管理现金，售购和信用控制活动
Possesses Basic or adequate accounting related qualification
拥有基本 或恰当 有关资历
Possesses experience to manage team of account officers
拥有管理会计员工经验

isn't that impressive??? in order to put the technology to a more stringent trial test, i have tried to challenge the tool's tolerance level to more linguistically challenged sentences. results as follows:

kick your ass 踢你的驴
suck penis 吸吮阴茎
chew clitoris 嚼阴蒂

so far so good, but when i tried to stretch it further, things become little bit out of tune.

grab your mother's tits
拿起你的母亲的山雀
fuck your pussy
他妈的你的阴毛
i got big dick
我得到大迪克

what? 迪克? 山雀? ok, let see what else we can do......

bend over and do you like a dog
弯腰和你喜欢狗
ride me like a horny mad cow
坐我像一个角质疯牛病
i want to make love to your mother and sleep with your sister
我想作爱你的母亲和睡眠与你的妹妹
he masturbated on playboy and the ejaculation stained the wall painting
他自慰对花花公子和射精，污损墙画
i have 3 testicles and 2 penis with shaved pubic hair and a tattoo of a vagina
我有三睾丸和2阴茎剃光耻毛和纹身一个阴道
fuck your brains out of your ass hole
他妈的你的脑袋出你的驴洞

you know what... lets stand in aw,

solute the Google's engineer,

you guys rock!

I love Technology

Gore Show - Wrong Buy II

They say watching porn and gore show gives u the same aftermath effect - damn regret spent such money. Wrong Turn II was recommended to me by the bitch whom also asked me to watch few other gore movies like this. I appreciate her recommendation because she knew i needed some new habits instead of overindulging in Japanese Culture & Hongkong Studies. look at this, who wouldn't have blog this movie after watchin em.

Off course I'm not trying to be picky on low budget movie like this, but there are few things that I'm not too happy about, perhaps if they could have hired producers whom have higher academic qualification at least above junior high level. look at this, the bitch wast cut up to half and only organs dropped on the ground are the intestine where are the other shits? and how can 1/2 top 1/2 hot pants attached to the 1/2 body?


There are few other improvable areas too such as the blow job scene were too poorly done up, unless the t-shirt has a hole in it, i don't see any reality in that scene. and in my humble opinion, cutting up a hole above the diaphragm will not have intestines dropping out like that, they may have forgotten the guts is from stomach downwards and ends at the ass hole.


axe on the bitches head, blown up bodies and crunched body part onto oil containers. these are very good ideas and perfectly fit into the category of gore crappy shitty movies. but if they may allow me as a pirate DVD consumer to comment further, there are two scenes which i think they could have done much better and easily improving on them may win them Oscar nomination: Remove the mutant fucking scene then get a better one instead of this 40 years old botox filled fake titted whore.

Red is Chinese New Year's cum -ing

you know chinese new years is around the corner, not because you planned for it nor you remember the dates, you knew it is Chinese new year because every fucking thing is in RED.

Complexes are decorated in RED

Display clothes are in RED

Small kiosk selling craps has RED decorations



Bitche on stage playing guitar is wearing RED



Crazy couples with mad cow diseased child are wearing RED



Street Tau Foo Far stall are hanging Tang Long in RED

Even Cheap RM10 Bra and Panties are going RED

so, comrades,
stock up our fluid of living water
get drunk
get laid

happy Chinese new year !

I Hate Newspaper

i hate reading newspaper, firstly they are expensive and full of shit, secondly - there is no nudity in these publication. marginalized poor asshole like me certainly cant afford such reading materials. but once in a blue moon i do read this crap, especially if they have catchy titles like this.

apparently our country has become very war- oriented. we tend to declare war on shits and insignificant clitoris sized issues. this article is about our ministry of internal security has declared big time war against exorcism - yeap, that's how they spend our tax. i wont be surprise someday the ministry may declare war against polygamy amongst cats or the sky being too blue.

joke aside, sometimes newspaper talk about serious topics - especially those that make us panic, sad and induce the sense of hopelessness as if we have had not enough of them from our girlfriends. it says KLSE dropped 31 big time points and we are further goofed. but i'm particularly aroused by this headline because it shows even big tits women too are depressed during the time of economy crisis. look at her boobs, easily weigh 5 kg.
lastly, modern advertisement does drive me very mad. 中性人means transsexuals, so what the fuck is 中性笔 - transsexual pen? does pen have any gender? or maybe they meant "neutrality", but again i didn't study English to appreciate how neutral or acidic my pen can be. so tell me, what the hell are they trying to say here?

Toilet Stupidity

i just don't understand these:

if it is waterless, why do i need a flush button here
and what do u mean by "press to wash your self only"
do they expect me to wash other's too?


this is certainly informative -
if i dont wash my hand here
what other organs i can wash em here?


someone put in a lot of efforts to do this up
high tech shit, "procedure to wash your hand"
who the fuck doesn't know how to wash his hand


all time heavy weight champion stupidity
"sila TARIK selepas guna"
Tarik what..........

Donate My Organs

this advertisement touches my heart

it reminds me that i am such a lucky person to live on this fucked up planet worked from hand to mouth.

i would really love to do something that is benefit to the humanity and society, instead of being a
living dead asshole who doesn't do any good except produces bad gasses and shit that contaminates the earth and people around me.

so , let me think what can i donate

1. eye ball - i have serious short sightedness
2. penis - ......... i wont pass on the laughing stock to others
3. kidney - badly damaged since young over masturbating
4. armpit hair - best buy, i can package it along with pubic and leg ones
5. lung - i don't smoke, but i smoke 2nd hand alot.
6. heart - it pumps extremely fast during encounter with big tits, not suitable for old folks
7. liver - it is tempered with VSOP daily, not sure how long it will last
8. scrotum - the only part of me that looks like andy lau's , take it freely pls

Illegal Emigrants to New Zealand

ei brother, is this seat taken ah?
nope
ok, thanks... haiz
whats wrong uncle, pagi pagi morning looked so weary?
my son got stuck at the airport in New Zealand, was caught by immigration officers
he's trying to work there illegally?
ya loh, so stupid boy, after he cleared the custom he stood and waited for another 3 other friends, he could have just walk out from airport first. they then suspected him and busted him.
well, no big deal la uncle, just get deported back, just get a job else where, its not the end of earth.
haiz......

the wantan noodle stall lady:
ei, your son say jump aeroplane work New Zealand how? pass or not ah?
no woh, he kena tangkap got busted.
tew loh, so how?

another regular old man there:
ei, your son say jump aeroplane work New Zealand how? pass or not ah?
no woh, he kena tangkap got busted.
tew loh, so how?

another of his friend passed by:
hei, my son ah, was caught at the airport, so how?
aiya, told you last time, remind him just pretend normal and dont be panic. now sure because of that he was caught.



is this fucker out of his mind? how come the whole restaurant know his son is planning to work illegally at New Zealand?

get caught? serve you right, because you had a big mouth father.

Malaysia A Complaining Culture?

nope. we don't fuck complain. i mean we don't complaint to the right people rightfully for our rightful rights. if you got a plate of shit food from a restaurant you don't complain to the waitress, you scold your boyfriend bringing u to shitty place, u blame him being cheap not able to go classy restaurant, you blame him still pay for the food despite you don't like it. stupid restaurant get away with shitty service and stupidity staff intelligent and you don't give a shit about it.

me too, so i blog

yes, we are quite chicken shit, we don't confront issues, we love to gossip. we don't tell our mother she sucks, but we kept it to ourselves. we don't admit we are poor but quietly pay hell shit long installment for our credit card. can't we just say No to NO and Yes to YES? if they given u wrong food FUCK them, if they dint give u back your 15 cents change FUCK them, if they didn't give u a blow job before intercourse FUCK them.

the paper say 1 year only have 1490 people complain about direct sales scam. fuck you guys, that little? have some balls to complain shits ok!

Movie About 2 Pairs of Tits

Sherry asked me if i liked so much watching titties in movie, why not just go and get my self porn. the answer is simple, not so much on sexuality preference, it is simply economy - Porn is RM15, normal movie is RM 8 each. so for a porn with 2 - 3 actresses i only can see 6 titties, but for ordinary movie for RM8 , likely hood i can see certainly more than 3 actresses. so for tits sake, isn't that more tit-economy to buy ordinary movies?

well, so i landed on a movie - again about virus outbreak, end of mankind, few survivor, man eating zombies.....etc. hopeing to see some nude women zombie raping mutated dogs. *yawn* - there is none. some effort did put into the story line to create its own distinctiveness - its about 1 survivor male and a dog. FOR WHOLE FUCKING 1 HOUR. and yes, he didn't even have sex with the dog, so that's so boring x 2. there are some explosive scenes, sentimental moments when Will Smith acted psycho because of loneliness - but i'm not touched.

but i do have 1 question to all these zombie movies - why the hell they will never loose their pants. i want to see how mutated penis looks like! SHOW ME SOME ZOMBIE-DICK please!

to sum up the movie,
this picture explains all
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there are only 2 pairs of tities,
no more women in the whole damn movie
i.e. worst than porn

Ah Long Says "Penipu!"

sometimes i dont understand the language. when someone goes to loan shark and borrow money, he could have done the followings

1. Offered collateral
2. Nude photo taken
3. Address and family particulars taken down
4. Guarantor's letter

so if the fucker cannot pay back the loan, Ah long simply just have to morgage the collateral, publish the nude photo, fuck the wives and in laws, and burn the house of the guaranto - as usual.

but why ah long still say the borrower as "penipu" neh? (as in liar) he can;t lie about his collateral as well as his nudity right?

Pirated Pirate CDs

RM 10 for 3 CDs.

of which are further piratedly burnt using PC.

i need to lodge a complain to consumer association.

pirate CD sellers are so unethical!

Chicks for Free

Joanne kept saying i only do movie reviews on porn, and that is certainly untrue, seldom i publish adult materials publicly except in blog. and low traffic blogsite with average 20 visitors a day - thats not fucking public at all. has been a while i didn't spend money on romance movies, unless they have explicit sex scenes - and yes, tel ya - Good Luck Chuck ya go!

it talks about a chap who got a curse from a bitch at school in such he can't get true love in his life, then he tried many ways to lift the curse includes boning uniquely sized women and waving his prick to a housewife.

the movie has very ugly sex scenes too , includes penguin Cunninglus, three titted sex, melon masturbation and black whore fuck - i'm lovin it. but one thing for sure, the small titted Jessica Alba looks good in the movie, stand up comedian Dane Cook acted very well too through out the movie. Supporting actor Dan Fogler done a fantastic job adding much laughter on the faces of viewer.










if happens that you have some money left in your pocket, to choose between buying the RM20 politician's sex scandal DVD @ Johore and this, i would urge you take Good Luck Chuck - at least you get to see at least 35 naked woman through out the show. value buy for sure thang!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Luck_Chuck

Our Penis Size

Nothing special, happens to read frog's posts and it linked to some good sites with this chart. something for most of us to know where do we stand between our legs. other useful reference as follows.


















http://www.feelconfident.co.uk/retail-condoms-c-41_21.html
http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/african-caucasian-oriental.html
http://www.xoxideforums.com/lounge/22434-tutorial-sex-mature-audience.html
http://federalistpaupers.com/index.php/2006/02/
http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html

Sex Tape

i hate to sentimentalise people's sex life and blog it to increase traffic virtually. that's absolutely irresponsible act of pigs as intrusion of personal privacy. i remember shits like this happens years ago, first it was Taiwan political assistant, Nanyang university girl, then followed by Indonesian minister, Singaporean and his indo maid, Vietnamese news broadcaster and now medical doctor and a hair dresser. show some respect to people's privacy ok!! all these were distributed unethically by irresponsible people with the voyeurism fetish and has no doubt that their act will harm the associated persons involved.

imagine how would your ugly dinosaur looking wife will feel knowing you banged a sexy beautiful young girl out there?!!!! i hate this kind of people and therefore i always delete these videos after watching them and forward to my friends. these people deserve to be ran over by elephant and raped by cow. we need to learn the lesson of mind our own business and stop bitching about people's sex life, imagine if ourselves are the victims? what's that to shout about watching other peoples' act of intercourse and it has nothing to do with any of us and the world neither. so STOP it and please get back to your own life motherfuckers !!!!

ok. talking about the sex tape,

because of the quality of the video is very poor, i have put it up into my high definition Sony DVP-CX995V, coupled with BOSS 2.1 Home Theater System 3600W Surround Sound ,Wooden Sub-Woofer image enhanced by Kenwood Sovereign DV-5900M 400-Disc DVD-A & -V Player to blow up into Samsung HP-S4253 42" Plasma HDTV. the video in fact quite interesting and there are valuable lessons to be learnt from the whole fast food room delivery service:

1. the whole act were quite romantically set up, the woman changed from office attire into a orgy costume aka corset-hoses with a boot prior to the romantic acts

2. the vendor provided variety of choices of DVD porn to the client to be played on the lap top to accompany the whole sex act.

3. the lady screamed very professionally despite the fuck was quite lousy

4. not sure if it's the effect of the substances that the customer may have consumed prior to the intercourse, it seems like quite a decent sized and functional prick.

5. she is not shaved. not sure about him.

Areas of improvement

1. the routine was quite lousy, BJ, ride, missionary, BJ, BJ, ride, Missionary, Ride, BJ, BJ, Missionary. there should be more varieties

2. according to the media, they actually have 3 angles capturing the whole event. this video shall be recorded and edited into DVD multi-layer version prior to be distributed out to the public.
3. the conversation was conducted in some dialect (i think is hakka). i dont understand a shit they say.

4. the quality of the video is no where close to Singapore's Tammy, Taiwan's Chu and Vientkong's Hoang , Malaysia's spy cam industry require substantial improvement.

lastly as an advise to some of you motherfuckers out there having this video: 刑事法典第292條文（出售猥褻書籍等），用以對付出售、出租、公開展示或製造任何帶有猥褻意味書籍、小冊、圖畫或其他猥褻物的人士。 同時，任何人參與製造、生產、購買及收藏猥褻物，並將猥褻物發行及運送等，皆可在此法令下被扣，刑罰入獄最高3年、或罰款、或兩者兼施。

http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2008-01-05&sec=mas&art=0105m58a10.txt