these days if u manage to see a red headed bitch at shopping mall, don't get mistaken as if these are whores ran out of place to sell muff and landed in more air conditioned market place to hunt for prospects. these are not pros, firstly they are ugly, secondly they wear modestly boring and thirdly they distributes fast food menus. if you get close to them and whisper to their ears "hi leng lui, how much ah?" Don't get too excited if they reply you "dear sir, single piece is 8.99 and threesome combo is 17.99 only"Wendy's menu is not too complicated, infact their varieties are adequate for ordinary rush hour business people like most of us. as usual, basically they have fish, beef, chicken, fries, coke...*yawn* well, despite the feel of boring, seeing it positively that means they have full filed the entry level being an ordinary fastfood restaurant. but off course to satisfy modern bitchy asssholic customer takes more effort, i would only grade a fast food restaurant A+ if they start to serve PORK!
well, since no one has the ball to do that in Malaysia, let me see now, at least i have to find out some uniqueness of this restaurant to talk cock about.1. the layout sucks, stupid, and the designer must have small tits or testicles of tortoise's size. the entrance is narrow and stupid enough they only have 3 counters. therefore making customer to queue unnecessarily whilst the counters jack asses are free to stand and chit chat around.
2. the idea of 1,2 or 3 layers of beef burger doesn't impress me, except making me feel that they ran out of menu and decided to put shitty idea of such there. put it this way, if u gonna get a Rm18 bux burger, Uncle Ho or Chilli's has better ones than this for the same price.
3. the shrimp supreme burger is fun, despite overcooked little bit i think it's very light and crunchy stuff that worth a try. i personally liked it.
4. another Wendy's Only kinda shit there is the BAKED POTATOES in the Deserts menu. so as usual i tried the most exotic looking Cheese & Cheese one which turns out to be quite fun. served in hot tastes good, and potatoes on melted cheese is very indulging - i like the fattening cholesterol and carcinogenic filled feel.
5. the bun they used is fluffy, shaped like crack of two fat whore sitting together. off course that doesn't impress me, but at least something different than McD shit.
6. price - unless u ordered the stupid 3/4 pound beef rip off burger, overall i have the feeling the prices are not cheap - as usual but still an affordable fast food. the baked potatoes is little bit rip off, but for a try is ok.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Red Head Bitch & Fast Food
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Ron Jerem Lee
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10:31 AM
Labels: baked potatoe, queue, Wendy's
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