Comparing Condoms #3

sometimes i do wonder if some man really having serious inferiority complex about his own penis and has to artificially complicating the dick to either horn bitches or at least make himself think he is different from other cock - does it matter?!

if you are one of those who don't believe in natural rules - then you may want to go for the extreme, rubber of the rubbers, king of all dick bag, ruler of fuck kingdom - the ultimate mega condom by the two top makers - the ROCKET by Playsafe and PLEASUREMAX by Durex.

as usual i don't publicly confess i would ever need to use such artificial tools in my sex life, but let's say its more for general knowledge and benefit of bitches who's hunk has lousy dick. the ROCKET is a turn off by the user guide it self because it makes me feel like as if i have STDs and absolutely unusual dick head shape to fit into this product. Pleasuremax is a more natural shaped and certainly appears to be more humanly friendly to use.

the two certainly has very different design concept in terms of arrangement of dots and ribs. ROCKET has 2 sets of ribs and 1 full length of dots whilst PLEASRUEMAX employes the concept of mixing the 2 one after another. it is hard to imagine which one works better but both the manufacturer claims "guaranteed stimulation" for user (fucker) and usee (fucked) - which i think is certainly a big lie:
1. no man likes using rubber, in regardless of any Einstein invented shape. 2. how to have penis stimulation unless the fucking dots and ribs are equally protruding out on the inner side of the condom

so the verdict:
PLEASURE MAX - name is professional, shape is more humanly friendly, the combination of dots and ribs does indicate a more complicated sex result
ROCKET - name is lame, sounds like small kids toy. shape is absolutely UFO. this is as good as for young college kids with tight budget to fuck.