Valentine Fight With Father

valentine was so lame. the restaurant deco is really hand made, cut out from what we used to call in highschool "manila card". they thought it's creative, but just annoys me. and lame enough, all their servings on valentines comes with 2 straws. hey fuckers, i am sitting alone and don't you see i don't have any BITCHES with me!? are you trying to make fun out of me!?

but it's ok, normally valentines we have two kinds of people, first are those got dates and having some romantic activities out there somewhere. 2nd are those who can't get laid and had to stay home pretend bz praying to some Chinese god during this festive season. and i got a call from my friend listened to some of her bitchings, because she just argued with her father - again, 84th times this month

the issue is simple - father don't like her dating a good poor man, rather wanted her to date with ugly old rich doctors. the family arranged 600 match making sessions for her and all the candidates are doctors and lawyers only. the daughter asked "why you all only want me get married to doctors only meh?" the parents answered "yes!"

let me think how she could have answered in a more professional manner.

"why must be doctor?
daddy you are also not a fucking doctor
why mommy will marry ass hole like you?"

am I not creative?