"gong xi gong xi, wish you a prosperous rat year" "ding dong.... you've got a present, it's new year, wish you and your family good health and long live " ...... dear 45 friends whom sent me SMS greetings on the same day, thank you & pls get great fuck in this great festive season too. Let me be honest what kind of greetings I would really like to hear "dear mother fucker, wish you big tits, big dick, tight pussy, more fuck and get laid 8 days a week" i tell ya, that is truly happy Chinese new year.
Who says Chinese new year must be happy one. can we tolerate some sick ass remain lonely, depressed, sickened and angry about everything except being able to erect during this lovely season? fire crackers were noisy and annoying at night, food stalls were closed and no food for kitchen-illiterate jack asses. if you like holidays, please call me out for sepuku suicide party - i need it.
u feel so sux when turn on the MSN and all your friends with lovely CNY tag lines were all offline but they did leave behind some lovely message like "happy CNY"... ("this is for you mofo who stays at home without work to do and lonely playing MSN"). when you see them offline, you wonder are they out there having party, busy visiting friends and relatives, or maybe they are one of the victims that were killed during road accidents. i certainly don't care, because i have too many of them, in fact too many people on this planet is bad for ecology. as long as their ghosts don't come back and harm me. fuck them, and let them all die and stop sending me wedding invitation card to justify your legal fucking activities.
but sometimes it's really funny, because holiday is when you started to realize yourself being so negligence over little things in your house. like your drawers are full of rubbish, people leave behind panties in front of your house and your letter box is no more red and actually had turned green.
besides spring cleaning, you can also enjoy reading lots of good CNY publications especially those with bitches holding two balls with adorable smile on their faces. sometimes i do wish people with exceptional supernatural eye sight like me can get a job in the press agencies just to do screening on potentially obscene public reading materials.
i feel much better now, vomiting my evil thoughts during this great season after highly intoxicated by alcohol, now maybe i can start to be little bit more sensible and extend my greetings to all of my love ones whom has not died in car accidents or ramped over by female cow on their ways back to hometown visiting their be-hated relatives.
long live
more anal sex
and say tak nak to
premature ejaculation
1 comments:
There is a chinese proverb whose said, when you can't eat the prune. You will say the prune is sour. I think the proverb suit you in this festive season
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