I Hate Newspaper

i hate reading newspaper, firstly they are expensive and full of shit, secondly - there is no nudity in these publication. marginalized poor asshole like me certainly cant afford such reading materials. but once in a blue moon i do read this crap, especially if they have catchy titles like this.

apparently our country has become very war- oriented. we tend to declare war on shits and insignificant clitoris sized issues. this article is about our ministry of internal security has declared big time war against exorcism - yeap, that's how they spend our tax. i wont be surprise someday the ministry may declare war against polygamy amongst cats or the sky being too blue.

joke aside, sometimes newspaper talk about serious topics - especially those that make us panic, sad and induce the sense of hopelessness as if we have had not enough of them from our girlfriends. it says KLSE dropped 31 big time points and we are further goofed. but i'm particularly aroused by this headline because it shows even big tits women too are depressed during the time of economy crisis. look at her boobs, easily weigh 5 kg.
lastly, modern advertisement does drive me very mad. 中性人means transsexuals, so what the fuck is 中性笔 - transsexual pen? does pen have any gender? or maybe they meant "neutrality", but again i didn't study English to appreciate how neutral or acidic my pen can be. so tell me, what the hell are they trying to say here?