Donate My Organs

this advertisement touches my heart

it reminds me that i am such a lucky person to live on this fucked up planet worked from hand to mouth.

i would really love to do something that is benefit to the humanity and society, instead of being a
living dead asshole who doesn't do any good except produces bad gasses and shit that contaminates the earth and people around me.

so , let me think what can i donate

1. eye ball - i have serious short sightedness
2. penis - ......... i wont pass on the laughing stock to others
3. kidney - badly damaged since young over masturbating
4. armpit hair - best buy, i can package it along with pubic and leg ones
5. lung - i don't smoke, but i smoke 2nd hand alot.
6. heart - it pumps extremely fast during encounter with big tits, not suitable for old folks
7. liver - it is tempered with VSOP daily, not sure how long it will last
8. scrotum - the only part of me that looks like andy lau's , take it freely pls