My Cork Is Broken

Opening an old bottle is as risky as making love to an old woman - thing tends to break. Unlike the Napoleon case last time. this round i am dealing with a more premium bottle which named Chabot X.O. and yes, for some of u xiao CHA BOH out there whom have never heard of Disco named "FIRE" unlikely you know this brand either. its not ZHA BOH, it's suppose to be pronouced as SHER BUH - or something like that.

this is obviously not a party drink, because it has a weak name, and just like OTARD and MARTELL which are closely associated as "uncle's" drink. very unfortunately during the opening process of this bottle i have made a serious mistake, which was to tilt the bottle for few days. that does soften the cork but has some potential risk to it, as once the cap is snapped (which typically does) the remaining part of the cork will slide and drop into the bottle - well, that's exactly what happened!

Well, as if i give a damn, i have swallowed much dirtier things than Cork in life and i think my body is able to digest em in no time. look at the bottle now, old classical XO with a funky dildo like cap. take a sip and who gives a shit to inflation, angkasawan or a pretty girl being jobless soon.

Dear my under-privileged Malaysian comrades

Merry Christmas

let's toast for life.