Drawing Tits and Cock

I admire the life of an artist, especially big time motherfucker like Picasso who get free supply of muff and naked women to pose for him. i wish someday i can retire early and pretend to be a freelance artist wearing a fake Franck Muller with long hair and torn jeans sitting in some ass bars to pick up chicks. bitches like artists, they think artists are cool bunch with style and attitude, just like the poor asshole Isaac Mendez in the TV series HEROs getting attention from a black whore despite he so broke can't even afford drug and had his head cut up by the evil charactor SYLAR.

Can i paint? i am only good at looking at naked woman, and i can pay attention to a pair of tits for 6 hours and masturbate 4 times during that period of time. it's not easy to draw penis, especially for man. I will never draw small dick because i have been a laughing stock by prostitutes at Jalan Alor, especially Kelly, Jenny, Joyce, Mandy, MoMo, Miki, Yuki and Raffidah.

Man loves to draw big dick, and for some reason we draw circumcised ones. maybe not because skinless dick head looks cool, probably it's because by not drawing circumcised dick viewer may think you are drawing a hairy sea cucumber. But there is a very important ''final touch'' in the art of dick-painting, that is to make sure you draw out the little "eye" at the tip of the penis. that will enhance the sexuality of the painting tremendously and double sure no one will mistaken this as inverted test tube with little filled with water. but still something is missing here, the wiener has no balls. basically it doesn't matter, you know why?.... read this..

Drawing the tits too is never an easy task. most people will draw two circles then add dots on them hoping they looks like breasts. unfortunately if u try doings so they are as good as pair of animal eyes or two oranges putting next to each other. so what is the trick to draw a pair of decent boobs that one can get an hard on to jerk off on ? there are few major DON'Ts

1. you shouldn't draw a complete circle, it has to be 1/2 circle and open at the top
2. it cannot be a ROUND circle, it has to be a slightly "V" shaped circle, that gives the painting a sense of saggy tits
3. you need to at least draw the Waist line, that's the minimum you should go. if you can complete it with shoulder or the ass would be best.
4. there is no need for the pussy because it always gets more attention than the tits. if you want people to look at your tits, don't flash the muff. men skip foreplay when they see the camel toe.
5. you must be determinant and decisive where to put the nipple, if not the humps will look like suffering from breast cancer lumps.

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