i just got my bonus last week and I'm so glad that lame ass jack off who came to work late 90% of the time and sexually harasses office tea ladies every now and then still can get 1 month bonus like all the hardworking colleagues. so to celebrate this moment of happiness and to toast for inequality of remuneration program in this country - i spent it on a imported Oscar nominee foreign movie under the category of "widest screen required" with most outstanding armature actress Xiao Ling.
i never liked Asian porn because they are exceptionally bad in terms of story lines and the male actor are often fat short bald headed tummy packed asshole. and typically there are mosaics that covers nothing except nudity - Asian's definition of porn. and as usual it has all the lamest fetishes like playing with magnifying glass or getting the bitch doing some exercise in bikini. *yawn....*
but i found out something new this time, no more ugly male actor - except a mask rider Ultraman Cosmos. his role is quite tiring, besides fucking the girl, he has to shower her, massage her and the only thing the girl does is just to open up the condom - exactly as lazy as KL women this days , do nothing in sex but just act like a dead fish. maybe these porn directors surveyed Malaysia and found it as an interesting modern trend of sex.
off course, the worst of this type of porn is that the actress is absolutely just like Malaysian girlfriends, with all sorts of bad ass attitude and lame facial expression through out the sex. if it is me the fucker perhaps i will need to apply 3 times the dick hardener oil 2 days before the sex and have strong sense of imagination to replace this fucked up face with Jeanna Jameson's - if not it will take 2 years to stay boner on bitch like this.
Since the movie is so sucked up, why would i spent my life savings to buy this piece of lame junk movie - it's simply because it has a horny title - "Hang Zhou Explosive Tittie Xiao Ling" , tell me who can resist such astonishing movie title.
i have taken a very good snap shot of the movie that pretty much sums up the whole damn porn:
Bad Ass Attitude Actress
Had a Lousy Sex
4 comments:
Err... just look at the tits.. from the pics, i think she has amazing pairs. That's more than enough for most guys. I'd prefer a guy wearing mask with Brad Pitt's face on it. They should be more creative.
no no no...Mr. bean face is more funny???haha...btw..you're SO enjoying about all these flying colors things..@@"
seriously..the face itself is a great turned off
i prefer jap porn ok! i mean atleast....not all ar fugly ="= ew
not a fan of porn but among all if u mute the jap porn its quite ok
Always go for quality Jap porn. Do not settle for cheap imitations haha
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