Why is it Called Blow-job and not Blow-work

As a responsible tax payer, i don't spend lavishly, and my late father told me negotiation is a good virtue. This morning I bargained with a prostitute and we argued about the service rendered yesterday night, all this happened in the morning because i took her home when Kelly went on her holiday to Kazakhstan, she say wanted to meet Borat's sister the 2nd most famous whore there. Initially i have no intention to engage into any business deal with this prostitute and i promised her we will be only playing chess and she overheard i mentioned playing her chest.

i told the prostitute blow job is part of the fucking service, so she shouldn't have charged me both separately. although she was kind enough to say cum on face is a bonus at no extra charge, but I'm certainly not a jackass easily get cheated by a cocksucker. but she argued on the basis that i got a short penis and she had to work twice as hard compare to ordinary 4inch ones. and i just cannot tolerate a businesswoman trying to compromise on quality because of customer's natural borne disabilities - where is her sense of Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR)?

i remember my MBA lecturer used to teach me this : if unable to convince her - Confuse her. therefore i told her " me is not going to pay you for blowwork unless its a blow job or blowski, and your blowsi was just a buntjob and worst than a gobbie!!". the idea worked and finally intellectual wins, she took the money and left, except shouted at my face"你笨柒咁鹹濕，睇死你冚家剷邀你老母戇尻尻!!.."i think she meant cbye (as in c u again, bye) . i am certainly not gonna be worried over curses by prostitutes neither considering she will bite my dick off the next time, because my father used to tell me ain't gonna pay the same pussy for same price twice.

just now while masturbating at my sister's room, i start to do my usual evening reflection to improve my bodily chi and try to achieve magnetic harmony with the universe's pussy wave. i sense the universal Yani inspired my inner Lingam and i think i have found the galactical wisdom which my grandmother didn't manage to tell me before she died of marijuana overdosed - "why do we called fellatio blowjob insted of blowwork?"

1. it sounds better : "baby gimmi a blowwork" "what? my homework?"
2. it looks better : in English, only word that has double "W" on it is WW2 aka world war 2 .
3. "job" carries meaning to the economy, it signifies labor, and considered as part of the GDP
4. where else "work" may means activities that don't have revenue, may mean a foolish free dumb labor commenced out of voluntarism or stupidity by a single digit IQ person
5. "job" is a career, and it carries hope : "i'm not going to continue doing this blowjob for the rest of my life" - says a whore

today i consider i lived my life to fullest, i managed to come out with this shit combining the triology wisdom of my weiner, brain and craps i learned in college - omn....