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it has been very long while didn't have sex. but i think its a good thing after all because some say accumulating more sperm in the testicle can improve the protein supply to the brain and have chances of getting the genitals grow bigger because the protein will enter the penis via reverse osmosis principle. all thought it is the 3rd day no sex for me, i reckon its right time to have one at least just to check on the functionality of the dick as part of the penile preventive maintenance plan.

i then decided to walk over my neighbor's house and look for Jenny: "hey morning Jenny" "wat's up Ron" "can i see your pussy?" "ok, here u go" .....and oh damn i cant get a hard on.....!!"hey, mind if i shave ur pussy?""seriously if my mom finds out he will castrate u, do it quick ok!".. .and shit i cant get a hard on either.then i continued to try on other pets like parrot, turtle, dog and camellia - my past life flashes through my mind i sense that i may suffer from erectile dysfunction. because the normal me has no problem getting a boner just looking at furry animals.

i took a walk to the bank @ pJ state near standard chartered bank wanted to withdraw some money to donate to charity organization AIM Healthcare Foundation hoping to recoup some good karma for better penis. then i bump into this lovely advertisement that i think may able to give me some answers, it says "miracle manhood medicine : 1 pill immediate effect, 2 months size increases" as usual to exercise my duty as a responsible sex curious citizen i called the number.


"hey, you sell sex pill?"
"no sir, not pill, its herb, 100% natural and no chemicals"
"after eat my girlfriend will happy?"
"guaranteed result, customers all have good feedback and some even say size increased 20%"
"will that make the user grow 3 testicles?"
"haha, no sir, you are humorous, so how many u want, now is promotion 30 for RM200 and buy 60 now can give u a suprize special gift"
"wat gift? your mother gonna give me a blow job or what?"
".... i beg ur pardon?.... "
"i don't want side effects like headache, stomach pain, migraine or irregular period"
"no worry sir, this are 100% natural ingredients, no side effects, but what u mean by irregular period?"
"i buy this for my gf, she say want to make her tits bigger"
"oh ... a....um.... well, we not sure about that, but we don't want to be responsible for applying this on woman, but you can try , just don't blame us for antyhing"
"hey fuck head, my problem is your problem. my gf is your wife"
"tew nia ma.... wat u say again?"
"hey, i have sex with ur wife, nothing to do with my mother, leave my parents out of this conversation, fuck old woman u nanti got bad karma then die with dildo in ur ass in a soiled toilet near Dataran Merdeka"
"chee bai lang, kanebu.... you also fuck my wife wat, my wife 46 already, you talk cock ah"
"who say i fucked ur wife, i just gaged her, i will never put my penis into used pussy and share the tunnel with a sohai like u"
"you becareful joker, i trace ur number and get gangster to chop ur head then u know"
"thats why i say you are sohai, this is public phone. bye bye"

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