Neighbor’s Underwear

Some people wake up and give thanks to the heaven that they are still alive and kicking, some wake up and yoga themselves into a meat ball and worshiped the sun, some wake up and inhale the chi of the morning dew and regurgitate deadly fume from dead sperms at the crotch. I wake up and have to see my neighbor’s TESCO outdated cheap underwear hanging over the fence.

The stuff that these women put on the fence gave me lots of evil thoughts that includes pouring pepper or curry powder to make these lovely women happy for few days and so forth. Of course water head like me whom easily get inspired literally by anything includes shit in the toilet bowl and women with 3 tits, won’t do things that is physiologically harmful to any women, hence I decided to blog these mother fuckers' bra which is a more civilized act in my humble opinion.

In order to get more insights from general opinions of other equally civilized fellow urban Malaysian I have even posted this matter into a low traffic super sux public forum, and the response was overwhelming. Within few days it has hit 1582 views and 42 responses. Of course these lame sites are often governed by few single ball short dick erectile dysfunctioned moderators whom are jobless and jerkoff over IKEA flyers in the kitchen every now and then, they closed the topic reckoned some of the comments were too obscene maybe because i mentioned the word TFK - they thought I was implying them.

But that is irrelevant, lets draw our attention to the comments by the respondents as how to handle issues of this kind. Besides 5 respondents whom still fantasized that we live in a free country and candor will not lead to an axe on ur forehead, they recommended confrontation with the bitches whom own these Jalur Gemilang out there assuming these are civilized whore whom understand public Modesty. I have to solute and give credit to some of the following creative rakyat Malaysia whom are sensible, goal getter and very needed citizen to achieve 2020 given much valuable opinions as follows:

Naka says: "...count the number of hangings and buy 4D."
Sugarfree says : "....pretend to salivate while admiring their bras & panties..."
Bridy says: "...put some syrup to make them sweet!"
Geordie says:".....buying more trendier smalls for her.....set a new benchmark on the spirit of neighborliness."
usj17-resident says: "1) Burn some old newspaper near the `hangings' so that the soot will fly & land on them 2) Empty your vacuum cleaner's dust bag next to the `hangings' 3) Hang your car mats, dirty floor mat, etc next to & on top of the `hangings' 4) Pretend to water your garden, then spray on those `hangings'
More nasty suggestion: 1) Burn those hangings.
Perverted suggestions: 1) Take a chair & sit down there looking at it (make sure they see you ogling at it.2) Pretend to want to touch it or steal it (they must be seeing you)"

All these are necessary opinions and show how fellow Malaysian should treat their neighbors in our Malaysian's ways. I pray that these people with good ideas will live long and their children need not to pay toll anymore and stop spending their valuable time at fuck sites like this, this and this. Lastly, I will remain silence and be a typical anonymous chicken shit neighbor and explore all the above suggested possibilities to make these bra owners continue to have enjoyable living next to me.

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