what is 3D cake

mind your language !

tell me...

what the fuck is 3D cake..

have we been eating 2D cakes since 10,000 years ago?

Ci Bai or Ji Bai

what is Ci Bai?

i hv stopped blogging a while

not because i had a broken penis. is because i have to realign my thought.. i hv to rethink what's the purpose of my existant on this planet. and i need to understand why do i pay tax on tripple taxed items.

and lately i hv been thinking hard about "ci bai"

people say "ci bai" people say "ji bai" too. but what is that actually? all these while we assumed it meant punane, because ci bai comes last in the sentence that goes like this "tew nia ma ci bai" . . . so i assume it has to be a noun. and if its about "fucking your mother's" ....*something*. that has to be the muff - hygienically speaking , unless anal sex is a more accepted norm.

but we have a problem here handling Chinese curses.. Chinese tend to be bit detail when it comes to fuck. guai lo only say "fuck you !!" that literally can be appreciated as " im angrily wanting to engage into a sexual intercourse with you".. . . not really matter if the person meant the muff or the butt hole. but we can assume its pretty a brutal act.

but Chinese tend to go further, we have to specially indicate that we are fucking someone mother's vagina, so that we eliminate slightest possibility being misunderstood we ass rimmed someone aka 屎忽鬼？

in fact... i have lived decades and yet able to figure out the Chinese character of it... i know gugujiao would be 咕咕焦。。。nennen would be 奶奶..... i dont know... i just dont know... whats the difference between "SEE BYE" and "GHEE BYE" ? i know it has to be hokien, but whats that.....支摆？痴白？...... i dont know.... i dont know....

anyone can help?

bye eeeeeee

Rabbit for dinner

hey bitch, do some vege tonight

i've hard time shitting

ok. . . uh . . . wait . .

can i like . . . cook it next week?....

wanna keep it for few days . . .

courtesy - epidural

KL Pavilion got Gugu Jiao

mommy, you look up.....

there's a gugu jiao up there ...

i love Christmas, because it signifies hope and love. i wonder if compare to woman and Christmas tree, i think i prefer the tree. main reason is because tree is cheap and dont nag. i know some may concern about the pussy factor . but i still think fucking a piece of wood is not so much different from having a wrong girlfriend.

lovely, full carpeted, lots of trees

wow..... rising deer . . . (are these dogs or deer btw?)

snowy shiny beasts. . . . romantic

Yo ! im taking a dump

Peace

but i dont understand.

the toilet seat is lifted up.

this guy is fucking kung fu.

Strawberry needs Waxing

Yes

I have Evil Thoughts on

Vege*

*is strawberry fruit or vege?

friend say im sick ass. they are wrong. a proper way to describe me should be . . . "a Damn fuck the maximum ass rimming penis in the scrotum eye absofuckinglutely nuts dude worst than fake boobed transexualite fucking a moose chewing cow testicle."

one of the thing u can consider when u on way back from Jenting Highland.

sexy urinal pan design . . . love it

korean family & all wearing crocs

yeah, strawberry farm sells cactus.

ok. here u go, back to topic again. . strawberry.. pathetically small..

total waste of time & money.

Fuck Strawberry Farm

Chin Up, Christmas Tree

Depression

it seems so remotely irrelevant to us, and we always think only the weak will be tormented by sickness, anxiety or depression. just admit it, we are the weak ones, someday it will hit us. there are ways to reduce the pain, perhaps marijuana or a blow job by the whore @ jalan alor will be fine. some may choose to indulge themselves in mega alcohol and orgy parties without rubber.

maybe we think too far, over exaggerated the circumstances, so much so we have forgotten there are things in life that worth a shit. such as world peace and sperm bank. the process is tiring, painful to endure, shameful to admit.

we seek for help. something to look up to, preferably something tangible and less bitchy than girlfriend.

i think Chrismas tree is cool. it sits there and don't make a fucking noise, the light blinks and glitters like whispering voice of my grandmother - telling me - "kid, chin up, you have not seen the worst yet, imagine fucking your grandpa?. . . . "

*gulp*

Rm39.9 for the tree, RM19.90 for the light strips, RM 8.00 for 20 shiny balls.

hey. the tree is telling me something . . .

"asshole, go get some sleep"

Men Are Better Than Women

Great Book

Happy Birthday Carol

1 month delayed . . .

wish you happy

wish you rich

wish your tits grow larger than my head

Malaysia Army - Fat, coward & Never fired a shot

THIS IS SUCH A HUMILIATION !!!!!

Pay Less Pay Later

What's in your mind actually ?

you still hv to pay right?